sworded

To be impaled by a knight deep into the skin.

Oh, this is the worst game I've ever played!

by B-Drac August 2, 2003

sworded

To get sworded.

WHAT?! I got sworded on level 2? This is the worst game I've ever played!

by dj gs68 July 23, 2003

sworded

To be impaled, alright! But not necessarily by a knight. Any ol' buck with a huge dong can sword any willing (or unwilling) hole.

That man o' mine sworded me right in the pooper when I least expected it!

by srd August 29, 2003

sworded

Seperated, cataloged or arranged.

Bubba got dumped by Gerraldean and it made him feel like dog poop, so he got a case of Old Milwaukee at the Groovin' Noovin'...beer always helped when he sworded out his feelings.

by megnao flimpis July 30, 2003

sworded

A run-together word: " it is worded"

The Reverend Bob pounded the pulpit and said, "Sworded rat cheer in the Bible..."

by nilpferd August 11, 2003

sworded

Squalid, ignoble or filthy.

Bubba heard Reginald call him sworded and wondered how he knew that he was carrying a pocket knife.

by harry flashman July 29, 2003

Swonderfantabulous

A Word that is totally a word that some people may not believe is a word, however, it is totally a word beyond a doubt

Me:I am swonderfantabulous

Person: That is not a word

Me: Is now

by Asakhdlgfashg November 11, 2011