swiss roll shiro

Worst creation yet from the voltron fandom, also experiencing a huge rise in popularity (apparently I'm not the only one who likes pain) ;The most horrifying thing I've ever seen. Brought me to the brink of death, which is always a good thing. If you don't get this ask tumblr. But be warned seeing The Swiss has been know to cause: blindness in one or both eyes, questioning ones existence and suicidal tendencies.

Member of voltron fandom: Dude, you have got to see this! It's amazing and u won't regret it I swear
Some innocent soul(me): sure! Why the hell not
Member of voltron fandom: * turns their cursed device toward u *
Some innocent soul(me): * 4 yrs later and slightly blinded in both eyes* LONG LIVE SWISS ROLL SHIRO

by A cool dude I swear May 27, 2017

scissor run

An event that is considered "almost bad-ass" or "not quite bad-ass"; running with scissors. (In place of a verb)

Holy sh*t! That guy just totally scissor ran that handy-capped parking spot with his motorcycle!; Woah! Dude, you can't just scissor run that guy with your car! There was a stop sign there!; OMG!! I just scissor ran that fire hydrant... even though it was only two feet tall.

by ETON SOUPE January 26, 2015

prison scissoring

when two men scissor just as two lesbians would. a prison favorite

i got aids from prison scissoring that convict

by lil kid fucker January 14, 2020

swiss delight

Using a cheese grater to climax; originated in Switzerland.

I was feeling pretty delicious, so I decided to attempt a Swiss delight. Yolo.

by Accounting Genius November 6, 2013

Swiss111ed

When u get annihilated from 19 different ways by 19 different people at th same time; ultimate defeat.

When Snypehype played wit us he got Swiss111ed too many times poor mouse RIP

by Soddy Wally March 21, 2021

Swiss Army Nudger

A small pocket pen knife usually borrowed from the "chapster" or "chaparoonie" for the act of picking at ones hands or nails.

Hey Chapster - Can i Borrow your swiss army nudger...

or

Beaksy Beaks , throw me over the Chapsters swiss army nudger

by Marche Man August 28, 2009

swiss sense booty

A booty so good and soft you can use it as a pillow.

Guy 1: how did you sleep last night over by that girl?
Guy 2: I slept heavenly because she has a swiss sense booty

by kroepoek June 12, 2014