swissed

The act of shitting yourself after eating too many Little Debbie Swiss Rolls.

I just ate two boxes of swiss rolls and I think I just swissed myself.

by life_of_party March 8, 2009

swishies

Any athletic pants or shorts that, when walking, make the 'swish' sound

I feel like running but I am wearing jeans. Let me put on my swishies.

I feel like just laying around the house today in my swishies.

by spinzer January 12, 2009

Swissels

A retarded piece of shit bar located in Fort Gratiot, MI. The owner is a fat cunt but the bartenders are cute.

Have you gone to Swissels lately?
No, everytime I go by Kim is there.

by (_l_) January 22, 2011

swisstern

Someone, who despite having a degree from a respectable Swiss school and the excuisitness of eurotrash claims the natural logarithm converges. And is ready to argue about it with anyone.

Normal Person: log of infinity is infinity, says it in the bible

Swisstern: look at the graph you stupid American, it grows slower and slower so it must never reach infinity!

by normal__person__ October 11, 2006

swisstern

A Swiss intern, working abroad.

Who's that guy at the Espresso machine?

Oh, that's Mark, our Swisstern.

by tribeca December 16, 2005

swissed

To be kicked in the groin by a strange swiss man. Preferably in the middle of a desert, while you and your friends are in the pyramid formation. Like cheerleaders.

Swiss guy: Hey make a pyramid.

Friends: Ok!!

Swiss guy: *kicks everyone*

Friends: Ouch. We were just swissed.

Swiss guy: *laughs*

by Chase the Magnificent. June 24, 2006

swissed

to be sober; not intoxicated

good thing i was swissed when the cop pulled us over.

by jenwen July 24, 2004