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May Swine Smolder

An epic pig roast occurring annually in May. In order for a proper swine smolder, said pig must weigh in excess of 100 lbs (45.36 kg) and be outrageously expensive. Also, in order to be official, said event must be announced daily beginning on April 7th of the given year. In addition, if one is invited to a May Swine Smolder and declines the invitation, that person is an ultimate schmeeb.
The epicness of this year's May Swine Smolder can't be matched.
by hog hooligan May 1, 2010
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swine

Swine is an unpleasant person
You swine!
You complete and utter swine!
by History! November 15, 2016
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When I got in the shower this morning my stomach started hurting so I had to pull a Dabo Swinney.
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swine rack

The back of a Winners/Marshalls where they keep the racks of deeply discounted items
Them Filas look like you got them straigh off the swine rack
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swine mono

The mono you get from pigs.
Dude, Madelyn got swine mono from Chris.
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I wish I knew how this flu is worse than a traditional flu. I need to speak to someone who is Swinefluent.
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Swinegate

The purported International Government conspiracy to introduce the swine flu (H1N1) to the populous for the sole purpose of creating a "vaccine" that everyone will be scared in to taking--but which really is a microscopic chip that will enable remote mind control while watching any one of the news sites with a hidden signal activated every time they show a Twitter feed instead of an actual news story.
After watching the Daily Show clip of mainstream media fear mongering about H1N1 fears of side effects mediately followed by fears of vaccine shortages, it became clear that Swinegate is in full swing. Now turn off your television immedietely before you "magically" formulate an opinion based on such blather.
by hightidetech October 23, 2009
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