swiftgron

Dianna Agron and Taylor Swift ship name, and the belief that the two were in a secret gay relationship together.

Person A: Taylor Swift tweeted about watching glee because someone told her they were performing her song, but they never performed her song. It was just a dianna and naya sex scene!

person b: i bet dianna told taylor to watch if to make her jealous

person a: swiftgron is so real!

by the party don’t start October 22, 2020

Phil Swift

King of all Kings. Ruler of all. Omnipotent being. Power to create and to repair

All hail Phil Swift

by MangoEnterprise May 10, 2018

Mississauga Switch

A fraternity initiation in which four young men stand in a circle facing counterclockwise with their pants around their ankles and stick their right thumbs up the ass of the person in front of them and suck on their left thumb. They then march in a circle while some cheesy music like the song they used to torture Daryl on The Walking Dead plays, until someone shouts "switch" at which point they switch directions and thumbs. Rinse and repeat.

I was pledging for Chi Phi and they made us pull the Mississauga Switch for an hour. I'll never listen to EASY STREET again. Chi Phi eats too much corn...

by Mjolnir12982 April 2, 2017

Switch Remix

Originated circa 2006-2007. A remix by Switch, the UK-based DJ, songwriter, sound engineer and record producer (Famous for his track "A Bit Patchy"). Any remix produced by Switch is inevitably better than the original track thanks to his God like powers.

"Nah, that version is awful. I prefer the Switch Remix."

"This Switch Remix is bangin'."

by asdftrewq January 19, 2010

Switch Banks

This term is advice for someone who appears to have left the house without looking in a mirror.

Their appearance is so disheveled, it is assumed that they used the warped reflection of a toaster to check their look. (makeup, clothing, etc.)

It traces back to a time when banks gave away free toasters to new clients, and refers to a faulty toaster being the cause

Friend: "Holy crap! Do you see what that train wreck is wearing?"
Dano: "Yeah. It's like she used her toaster as a mirror. She needs to 'switch banks'."

by DanoNYC February 3, 2010

Sit Down, Switch It Off

Mr Davids ultimate diss

Person 1: *stands up with phone in hand*
Mr David: SIT DOWN, SWITCH IT OFF!!!
Person 1: *melts*

by The All Seeing Mr David March 8, 2019

Swiftball

A game just like Fantasy Football, but for Taylor Swift's Eras Tour where everyone will guess what dress she will wear for each era and surprise songs etc. Also known as Allie's Fantasy Swiftball.

COWBOY IS READY TO PLAY SOME SWIFTBALL IN A COUPLE HOURS.

by thisismetrying June 25, 2023