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Stupid Wet Evangelical Grin. Facial expression typically seen on religious TV shows under about 15 pounds of makeup (if female) or declaiming how the latest natural disaster is the the fault of the victims because of <insert bizarre hobbyhorse here>.

Terminology noted in use by seminarians for fellow religious believers who A) hold rather bizarre ideas B) make up for poor thought with loud volume of proclaiming said thought on every web forum, classroom, TV show, or lounge the believer afflicts C) respond to any objection with some variation on the theme of "God said it, I believe it, that settles it!" D) Gentle pointing out of scriptures that say something quite different are met with a puzzled look , followed by accusations of devil worship, scripture twisting, believing the lies of the world, etc.

Synonym for 'religious troll', whether online or real-life.
"Got stopped in the street by a stranger. He said, 'Do you know if you will go to Heaven if you died today? I do, because I've been Saved by the Blood of Jeeeeesus!"

I said, 'Good grief, do you have to be such a SWEG? Why would anyone want to go to heaven if it's full of car salesmen?'"
SWEG by Frustrated_Believer March 7, 2010
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Sweg stands for sweaty egg, basically something that stinks.
Eww did you wash? you smell of sweg
Can you smell that sweg?
Did you smell cameron today, he Chongs of sweg!
Sweg by sushi988 April 30, 2013
You're too cool to use Swag so you use Sweg instead. Basically to be more cool.
Friend 1: Oh my god I'm so cool!😉
Friend 2: Yea but I be da sweg!😎
In some occasions you sound pretty damn cool, but in others... you should never have spoken!
Sweg by SwegadroneM8 April 8, 2015
A word used by BTS fans as slang to describe Min Suga jjang jjang man boong boong's swagalicious attire and attitude.
"Oh my god, did you see Suga on the debut stage? His sweg was on point!"
Sweg by middaysky0613 December 10, 2019
Another meaning of swag could also easily mean Secretly We Eat Gays since swag means Secretly We Are Gay. If a person has sweg it usually means there to stupid to say swag or they eat gay people
1)Damn that gay is so stupid he can't say swag so he says sweg

2)omg there he goes eating another gay person he's got so much sweg
Sweg by Penguinsgotswag June 25, 2014
Fake swag. Swag that is not real or not even there.
Jimmy bought those ratchet ass shoes doe. Dats just sweg bruh.
Sweg by JedSwag November 11, 2014