Mount SkeetMore

Mount Skeetmore is the legendary mountain where the Skeet Friends had an epic battle against their enemies, the Deuce Droppers. The battle had nothing to do with fighting though, all they did was do what they were good at. The Skeet Friends masturbated and squirted semen on their opponents, and the deuce droppers crapped on their opponent. It was an even, and disgusting, fight but in the end the Deuce Droppers were sticky and covered in semen and the Skeet Friends prevailed. There were no fatalities, but it was not a pretty site.

The Skeet Friends and the Deuce Droppers both felt that what the other did was wrong. The Skeet Friends masturbated and ejaculated in public, and the Deuce Droppers dropped their pants and dropped deuces (Crapped) in public. However the Deuce Droppers were less liked because they made the place stink. The Skeet Friends just made the place sticky, but their goal was to promote peace. All the Deuce Droppers did was get people mad. The leader of the Skeet Friends was Skeet Magee, and the leader of the deuce droppers was Deputy Deuce.

Mount SkeetMore would have been named Mount Deucemore if the Deuce Droppers would have beat the Skeet Friends.

(Farnsworth, after walking into a McDonalds bathroom covered in feces, and semen from the floor to the ceiling)
"Oh my god, I declare Mount Skeetmore on this bathroom!!! ahhhh!!!" (Runs away crying)

by David Skeet Jr. May 4, 2008

SweeTarts

Sweetarts are sweet and tangy candies created by the genius Menlo F. Smith in 1962. When consumed, they produce a feeling of unparalleled happiness in the consumer. Now that sounds just like any other candy, but that's just not the case. SweeTarts are different because of the effects that they have on the mind and on the body. SweeTarts release larger amounts of dopamine, glutamate and serotonin (necessary chemicals for life, happiness, memory development, and sleep) than any other candies.

SweeTarts are better than any other type of candy

by TheZestyPepperoni July 7, 2021

SweetHart

the person who you care about more than anything else in the world. The person who is the most amazing person in your eyes and is sexy, hot, smart, gorgeous, incredible and perfect in every way, beyond imaginable. He makes you the happiest girl. Someone who keeps you strong when you are weak and holds you in his arms. The perfect reflection of your heart's dreams & desires

you're my sweethart

by trustingtheuniverse July 6, 2010

sweethard

sweethard - a person that might seem rough on the outside, but inside he is a loving and caring human being, with a warm heart.

Josh : Damn he doesn't mess around, he must be Hard.
Adam : Yeah, but he is a sweethard, he donates to charity regulary.

by Skyless January 26, 2020

Sweetcake

n. the female counterpart of "beefcake" where the instance is overflowing with feminine allure and sexiness.

The Victoria Secret Fashion Show was pure, honest-to-goodness, bib-worthy sweetcake.

by Dr. Colon Feral December 2, 2010

sweetcore

Too emo to be hardcore, too hardcore to be emo.

1. That band is completely sweetcore!

2. You're not emo, you're not hardcore, you're not metalcore, you're sweetcore.

3. That screamo band is sweetcore.

by tryingnottocare January 3, 2009

Swearmare

When one finds themself in nightmarish situation and feels the need to swear uncontrollably, with faintest hope that it might actually help.

Fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck shit wank I dropped my Blackberry down the shitting toilet and bugger me, it's not fucking insured. I think I just had a swearmare.

by Quarky Bruno August 29, 2009