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"It is not time which makes a penis seasoned. It is the experiences and hardships it has endured"
"Gaze at the wonderment of a REAL seasoned penis! note the loose, wrinkled skin and extensive sagging"
"You should of seen it man one of the most seasoned penis's I've ever laid eyes on. Bro it was like a well worn peice of vintage leather, pumped with blood and blue veins showing"
"My penis took another Hard knock last night, few more like that and it will be well seasoned"
"whatever doesn't kill it makes it stronger"
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Seasoned = adding flavor.
To be seasoned is to be acceptable of other cultures, whether is by learning about it or practicing them.
Not to be confused with being "cultured".
To be seasoned is to be acceptable of other cultures, whether is by learning about it or practicing them.
Not to be confused with being "cultured".
ex1:
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ex2:
friend1: Sofia started talking to Jun and now she wants to go get boba everyday
friend 2: she has been seasoned.
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ex2:
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friend 2: she has been seasoned.
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Dave: I tell you Nicola looks good today
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Dave: Huh?
Wayne: She's seen a cockatoo in her time.
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Dave: Huh?
Wayne: She's seen a cockatoo in her time.
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When you walk into a place and it has a strong fragrance. You can make the statement: "Man, this place is seasoned".
This can be a good thing or a bad thing.
This frase would be great at places like nursing homes, Bath and Body, public bathrooms, your nasty as bed room.
After youve had sex and the place smells rank, you can say: "Man, we sure seasoned this place".
After you fat in a room, you can say to the other person in the room: "How you like the new season".
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