Swerpose

When one swerves accidentally and tries to make the accidental swerve look purposeful to avoid detection for being a bad driver, stoopid, or drunk. A swerpose starts as a little drifting to one side or another, usually on the highway. The driver, realizing that he or she is swerving and looks drunk or high, just goes ahead and changes lanes trying to make it look purposeful, when it really isn't.

Beto O'Rourke, to cop at DUI checkpoint: "I swear officer I just had a snapple and was changing lanes to avoid the oncoming milk truck."
Cop: "you are drunk as shit, that was a swerpose, and there is no milk truck. Got any donuts?"
Ted Cruz, flying by at 110 mph: "I got your donut, it's around my dick mothafucka!"
Cop: "Not again!"

by RATTnroll December 21, 2018

Sweder

Sweder means when you have no bitches.
A Sweder has many friends with benefits but cannot have a long-lasting relationship.
A Sweder is by definition gay.

Not to be confused with Sweden, a country in Europe.
Most Sweders originate from Sweden.

He is a Sweder, he has no bitches and he is gay.
Oh sorry, I am a Sweder, but I have medication for it!
I have been Diagnosed with Sweder, and I have become Suicidal because of it!
He is friends with a Sweder, they fuck a lot.

by BroodjeXL May 12, 2022

Swermz

Guys with unbelievably tiny penises. Small, and skinny, like a worm but with a Z and swermz.
Usually an asian guy, because they have tiny penises.

Can be used as noun, adjective, pronoun, any part of speech

"Look at my swerm"
"Thats a small swermz"
"At least i dont have a swermz"
"Swermzed"
"Thats pretty swermz"
"Hey Swermz, get us some burgers."
Glaucon: "Yes, Swermz, i Agree."
"Seth you have a tiny penis" Also swerms

by Scotty 2 Hottie May 19, 2006

sedersing

the act of seducing a woman whilst fully torqued

Where you trying to seduce my woman?!?! Thats so loose butthole!!!

Chill out bro i was sedersing her.

by gamecubewizard69 June 23, 2011

Saderbation

Realize that the object of your affection is taken and you begin masturbating and crying.

Schmitt finds out his ex is engaged, let the Saderbation begin.

by Ants666 March 10, 2015

Falcon-Sider

This word is a Super Smash Bros. term meaning to save your teammate with a Falcon Punch (Normal or Reverse), sacrificing yourself to save them in a match.

Marth: "help me i just got rested at 0%, extreme knockback...agh"

Falcon: "...i got you (runs across the field, short-hopping to a falcon punch) FALCON PAWWWNCHH..."

Marth: "Thank you home dog...that was awesome you FALCON-SIDER, YOU"

Falcon: "Yes! yes it was...now come on! and let's beat them (meaning the opposing force)

Opposing Force (two Bowsers): "...show us your moves..."
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SILENCE........TIPPER TO KNEE!!!!!!!!!! YESSSSS

by PhantomMarth February 5, 2010

switch sider

When someone changes their opinion depending on who they're talking to or what the crowd thinks.

(group conversation)
Person 1: You like Hybrids Person 2
Person 2: Not really (The switch sider)
Person 3: I like Hybrids alot (budding in)
Person 1: Yeah their cool (adding his 2 cents)
Person 2: Yeah their Ok sometimes (becoming the switch sider)

by CoderGreen December 14, 2008