Scwasted

When one is out-of-this-world drunk.

"Yo I just took 6 shots of Fireball and drank 2 four loko's I'm so fuckin scwasted."

by Lil_Tomas December 17, 2019

Twat Swatted

When a female maliciously prevents another female from getting it on with a guy she is interested in to have him for herself.

Did you see what Amanda did? She totally Twat Swatted Kristin so she couldn't hook up with him!

by K10 the Beaver July 21, 2009

slasted

A word meaning the same as "owned," "pwned," "pwnz0red" or any of the ridiculous and pathetic l33t terminology used online and in groups of nerds. Its primary usage though is to stand-in for the words "owned" or "pwned" and make nerds use it to sound even more like idiots. It's a completely false word, and only exists to torment losers.

"That chicken pot pie got slasted!"

or

"Yesterday I was walking behind this old man. Suddenly his cane gave out, he fell, and he broke his hip! He got SO slasted!"

Well done Friar Tuck, well done you dumbass.

by K.A. Stohvo June 11, 2005

shwasted

It is an explicit combination of "shit-faced" and "wasted"

"What did you do last night man?" "Dude i got so shwasted and and nailed a fat girl."

by Big C. Mass E. November 17, 2009

shwasted

in the state of being really drunk; combination of shit-faced and wasted

lets get shwasted tonight!

by 757baby August 2, 2009

Shasted

Taking the concept of shitty and wasted to the farthest level and being too intoxitated to stumble.

I was so shasted that I spilled my guts literally in the toilet and figuratively in his face...

I am so shasted right now, please keep me away from the stairs.

I'm going to fornicate fido since Im so shasted!

by CroBear February 3, 2009

Swaysted

Highly Intoxicated; so inebriated your Swaysted.

This word can be used to describe a super crazy drunk moment you experienced in your life.

Or

It can describe how much you want to have a crazy drunk experience like you did....that one night.

Ex: "I was out at the club, doin my thang, and the next thing you know I wake up like, damn....I got swaysted." :)

Ex: "I don't want to get wasted tonight, I need to get swaysted!"

by Trouble2311 October 23, 2012