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Swanson Conversion

Guy #1: Bro we learned about the Swanson conversion in biology today, it's great.
Guy #2: ...
by Jvshangold January 9, 2017
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Joe Swanson Syndrome

Occurs when someone goes further than skipping leg day, but completely neglects them. The result is an individual who has scrawny legs and a masculine upper body.
Athlete 1: Man dude, I just benched 405!
Athlete 2: What's your squat?
Athlete 1: Squat? 135.
Bystander 1: Man, that guy has some serious Joe Swanson Syndrome.
by SwegWrestlur May 31, 2016
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Joe Swanson

He is a handicapped and a comedic character in a show called Family Guy. His legs don’t work though
Joe Swanson is hella fucking funny
by Tedjackson9087 February 10, 2018
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Swanson's Angry Man Dinners

The seldom seen frozen dinner similar to Swanson's "Hungry Man" dinners for men who are not only hungry, but have anger management difficulties, as well.

It was introduced in an episode of The Simpsons "Hurricane Neddy" It was a sponsor of a case study involving Flanders and his anger as a child.
Swanson's Angry Man Dinners: Now with boneless Southern Fried Chicken!
by XdElIrIuM June 14, 2004
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Spanton

A term for the most extreme troll artist or pilot...
The troll face just evolved into a Spanton!
by KadAbrar December 26, 2012
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Stanton

A pretty cool guy who catches more flak than he deserves, but brushes it off anyway, and an endless source of envious inspiration for every aspiring idiot-savant. Most of the time, he goes under appreciated by his peers, usually due to their judgement being clouded by his rapist wit and handsome teeth. A guru, an artist, a vagabond legend in the making, a Stanton is truly the stuff that turns history on its head and makes the world get down on its knees. If you are ever in the presence of him, be sure to hi, because not only is he a force to be reckoned with, but an expert conversationalist that will leave your mind and soul better off than you ever thought they could be.
No example does him justice.

He is of divinity, whose essence we can only grasp with the vain futility of words.

Be at awe, be gracious, be kind.

Beware, for he is watching.

Stanton.
by TheBastardPrince February 8, 2014
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Swantaneous

when someone does something spontaneous that has a hilarious out come. It normally occurs on a whim, drinking may be a contributing factor.
(after a few drinks) "I am feeling swantaneous tonight, lets take winston for a drive."
by Nay Nai March 14, 2011
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