scarsdale

Home of the Jews. Needless to say, if you venture out into this wealthy NYC suburb during a Jewish holiday such as Yom Kippur, alas! No stores are open. Anywhere.


So don't even try.

But the high school is bangin' yo. They got them TVs in the hallways.

"Yo, I took the SATs at Scarsdale high the other day, and man, it was madd filled with asians and jews!"

"Ew, that girl is such a JAP. She must be from Scarsdale."

by citizen of rye March 21, 2005

Scarsdale Downs

A 1928 developer's name for the New Rochelle, NY neighborhood consisting of the area north of Wilmont Road at the Scarsdale line.

Source: "The Place Names of Westchester County, NY"
(A Dictionary of Origins and Historical Meanings)
By Richard M. Lederer, Jr. Published 1978

I'm not from Scarsdale....I just live in the Scarsdale Downs.

by Sugar Mania September 9, 2006

Scarsdale High School

Rich white jews

Person #1: Hey did you hear that Scarsdale High school is getting an atm installed
Person #2: Rich white jews.

by Rabbi Alan Arias May 29, 2018

Scandalery

A crime or action that is morally wrong or legally wrong, figuratively. Scandal but with a more slanderous connotation

Tana: Did you just step on my Stephen Curry 65’s!!!!
Bella: Yes. Is there a problem??
Tana: What is this scandalery?? *slaps a hoe*

by TanaThot69 July 27, 2018

Scarsdale

A town where people will look at you like you have 3 heads if you say you plan on attending a public university. The main town that gives Westchester County a bad name (or good name, which ever way you look at it.) The reason people think Westchester is full of snobs is mostly b/c of Scarsdale. A town whose postal address spans, literally, 6 towns, so that some people in Eastchester, Yonkers, Mamaroneck, New Rochelle, and Greenburgh can impress their relatives in Jersey by saying they live in "Scarsdale". A place where you are the pariah if you didn't get a Ferrari for your 15th birthday.
Everything that happens in Scarsdale is such a big fucking deal. Bomb threat at Scarsdale High School - front page of the newspaper. Bomb threat at Mount Vernon High School - wait, I've never heard of any bomb threats there...

The word "snob" derives from Scarsdale:
Scarsdale
New york
Obnoxious
Brat

by YO Man June 30, 2004

Scarsdale

A town in New York that everyone on this fucking website seems to hate because A FEW people are rich. Also hated because there are a lot of Jews. IS THAT EVEN SO BAD?!! Nobody gets ferraris, barely anyone even gets cars for their 16th b-day. Also, one definition made fun of our football team. YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF OUR WEALTH. YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF OUR RELIGION. YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF OUR GOOD SCHOOLS.
YOU WILL NOT DISRESPECT THE SCARSDALE RAIDERS!!!
All these false stereotypes are making me want to move to Colorado, where I won't be treated like a snob BECAUSE I'M FUCKING NOT ONE! Also, there is a lot of snow here, which is a plus.

Hey you wanna move to Scarsdale? Yeah, I've heard it's a nice town with nice people. The kids would love all the snow, too.

by TheScarsdaleRaider March 20, 2013

Scarsdale

Another rich hellhole in Westchester. Similar to Bronxville and Chappaqua. In fact, basically the same. While there are some nice people, and some people who aren't ultra-rich and won't recieve a BMW with their driver's licence, most people are quite snobby and rich. Some call themselves "Jews" but don't follow the principles of Judaism at all, kids start "dating" in fifth grade, and anyone who doesn't wear Lacoste or Abercrombie is in some deep shit.

(These are all true)

Skank: OMG, you look like such a fag!
Me (wearing cheaper clothes): and why would that be?
Skank: You don't have a label! You gotta wear Abercrombie

Skank on cell: Oh my god, I don't get why everyone hates Scarsdale, just because we have the money and use it doesn't make us bad, does it?

Skank: I went shopping at tarzhay
Male Skank: don't you mean target?
Skank: yes, but target sounds uncultured

Asshole in Jeep with rolex: yo, pimp my ride! Ain't it ghetto?

by Scarsdalesux September 22, 2006