swankwanknobfucker

Shit inside a toenail and then lick it count to 10 then finger your dog

Dog cum everywhere swankwanknobfucker

by Cummyinmybummy June 16, 2018

swagajackin

when one rapper takes the flow of another rapper...

these swagajackin ass nigga's tryna steal my flow!

by d nice May 18, 2006

Smackjack

The act of smacking your girlfriend, and/or violently laying the smackdown on her stupid mouth.

Girlfriend: "Hey, your an idiot with a stupid mouth!"

James/boyfriend "Say that again and I'll lay the smackjack on yo ass!!!"

by Russ Diesel October 27, 2011

slangjack

When someone speaks exclusively in slang or colloquialisms that barely exist. They abbreviate everything.

You: Totes bae, I litch maybs

Me: Don't slangjack around me

by gxnne November 21, 2016

Swampjack

A variation on the common Redneck

A swampjack is the wetland version of a hillbilly, but instead of living in the mountains hunting and scaring tourists, they live in the swamps and prefer fishing and noodling. These are the folk you see sitting on a stump in the middle of a marsh with a shotgun, telling lost tourists they way to wherever is "back the way you came". They're most likely going to be driving a white Ford F-150 with a Salt-Life sticker on the rear window.

These guys can be found mostly in the Gulf Coast states like Florida and Mississippi, and are not to be confused with Bayou folk in Louisiana.

Look at that guy in the gas station wearing nothing but blue jeans and no shoes, the absolute swampjack.

by MotherHubber May 6, 2021