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My boat sunk, so i started to swim
by Stu August 22, 2003
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Swimming

The most beast sport out there. Swimmers get no time outs, no substitutions, and no water breaks. We train twice a day and have already put in a good 2 hours before you lazy soccer players hall your fat butts out of bed. Swimmers- six packs, chlorine addicted people that admit that they have no life, but at least they don't go running after balls all day like soccer players.
Hey wanna hang out?

No I have to go swimming
by auburnlove December 5, 2010
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shammin

Old military slang for the art of making it look like your working when your not.
I.E Carrying a clip board around looking at it periodically While walking around.
Check Joe out He Be Shammin!
by 24kilo February 12, 2006
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swimming

Swimming is life. The best sport for you. Swimming is the only sport that is good for everybody, no matter the age or physical activity: the only sport that does not put too much pressure on bones and joints (cycling comes close). The only risk of injury in swimming is some sort of tendinitis, like rotater cuff, or cutting hands and fingers on lane lines.

Competitive swimming can get any person into shape, and give you ripped arms, legs, and abs. And we get all the girls. Swimming is the only sport that can force people out of a room because the cheering is too loud and intense, the only sport where guys in speedos is considered hot, and the only sport where the girls will actually jump into the pool after you win. Swimmers practice 12 months of the year, 5 or more days a week, and only take a break for christmas or vacation.

We can swim miles in under 15 minutes, 25 yards in under 20 seconds, 50 or more yards without breathing, and beat anybody at a game of chicken in somebodies backyard pool.
Swimming is better than your sport!
by MITCHtheJEW September 8, 2006
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Mexican Swimming Pool

The very special sex act of peeing in someone's butt during anal sex
Guy: So the other night I gave your sister the Mexican swimming pool
by 44Juliet January 14, 2015
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Lamington Slammington

The act of compressing a lamington with your hands and then trying to consume it all in one mouthful.
"Zak do the lamington slammington".

Zak proceeded to launch lamington everywhere like a grotty cunt in an attempt to consume it.
by MobiusFuel August 5, 2020
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I Be Swimming

Expressing extreme happiness.
Guy 1: “How are you feelin’?”
Guy 2: “I’m happy as hell, I Be Swimming!”
by McFlossing April 8, 2019
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