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The past tense of "wammer" which is the act of accidentally slamming one's penis on an object. It can also be thought of as hammering with a wang.
"My dick just wammered my desk and it hurts like hell"
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"I'm sorry I wammered your cheek. I guess I just turned around too quickly."
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"I'm sorry I wammered your cheek. I guess I just turned around too quickly."
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Get the Wammered mug.to get hit by a truck while crossing the street, believing you are going to survive, and then dying 2 days later in the hospital.
by bigboss839 November 2, 2008
Get the cody summered mug.When one reaches a point of intoxicatiion resulting in a night spent in a jail cell. A cross between being hammered and in the slammer:
Hammered + Slammer (jail) = Slammered
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Person 1 "Hey man did you hear that Kevin got kicked out of the Whisky bar last night?"
Person 2 "Yeah man, he was so drunk he wound up in the piss tank, he was slammered."
Person 2 "Yeah man, he was so drunk he wound up in the piss tank, he was slammered."
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Get the Slammered mug.Being drunk past hammered, to the point where black out might occur, but not bad enough to pass out, slurring is a mojor factor in this state of drunkeness, always a good time.
Lulu , after 8 shots stumbled up to the mic and started singing "push it", when peanut yelled from the crowd "that bitch is slammered"
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