saltyshima

A character from the anime Haikyu!! Very tol much salt has glasses and likes dinos (and is possibly gay) and doesn't have many friends.And is a Tsundere It is the one and only Tsukishima Kei!

AND IS A TOL MUTHACAT FRENCH FRY

Saltyshima Kei

by The Potato Trash Can February 17, 2017

salty hoe

Endearing term amongst friends who are being bitter about bullshit

Don't be a salty hoe

by Leikitt June 13, 2014

Salty Churro

A salty solution left on a man's penis that may be invisible to the naked eye from events such as 1) a long, hot training session 2. Reminisce of sperm after masturbating, or 3) an unannounced premature ejaculation upon oral sex.

After a long training session John went home and gave his wife a salty churro.

Or

Betty was talking to her friend Marie and said, "last night Dan gave me a salty churro".

Or

After a long ride, Andrew arrived to a dinner party and thought he'd be generous by offering the guests a salty churro.

by saltychurro March 7, 2013

salty apple

rubbing your balls on the pussy after you've blown your load

I just have her a salty apple

by bustardbreasts September 29, 2018

Swally

alcoholic beverage, or shot of whiskey. (Scottish) Short version for "a swallow of"

"Let's bob over to the pub for a swally after the match."

by Sascha October 7, 2004

salty chip

A salty chip is when a male is not adequately hydrated, and has consensual sex with a woman. Just before he reaches sweet, sweet climax, he pulls his unprotected phallus out of her vagina and sprays ejaculate over her body. This semen is quite salty, due to the dehydration the male is experiencing. After it dries on her body, the salty ejaculate is eaten by both the male and female as a tasty treat to be enjoyed after wonderful intercourse.

*pulls up to the car in front of him at a Chiles to-go pick up station*
"Excuse me young lady, your sensual features have caused me to regret wearing joggers today, as I am visibly aroused. Would you like to share a salty chip with me?"
*woman looks on him with sudden recognition*
"Dad?" She exclaims.

by themaskedrider July 8, 2017

Salty seamen

A bunch of gay-ass sailor boys who can't keep their fucking hands off you!

Dad: how did you sleep last night Hermann?
Son: not great dad I had to fight off salty seamen all night!

by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019