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You are sperm. Sperm is what fertilizes the egg, creating you. When people say this, they're saying your mother should have instead given head, and swallowed the sperm which was cummed in her mouth, instead of having regular sex, and having you. You are that sperm, so if she would have swallowed the sperm, she would have swallowed you. It's basically like saying your dad should have had sex with a condom...if someone tells you this, they're calling you a mistake, and looking down on you as a useless lifeform. It's actually a very clever line if used as an insult.
"You was never shit, your mother should have swallowed you" - Big L in a freestyle session in '98.
by PlatinumBD August 25, 2009
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It is self explanatory, A person who is a waste of life, the value of sperm is indeed wasted daily by hundreds of millions maybe even billions of people a day. It was better off that person in question with unmoral characteristics was not born at all, but rather swallowed by his/her mother.
Person #1- " You know what? All guys are all assholes!"
Person #2- " Not all guys are assholes, maybe some even most but for you to say "all" makes you ignorant. You know what, your mother should have swallowed you. Your mother even admits now that the pull out method and a shot in the eye is better than your attitude and bitterness towards every one.
by The show a.k.a Gio March 4, 2008
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a load that should have been swallowed

a poor excuse for a human being, any criminal, covict, drug addict, alcoholic, basically a menice to society. A PIECE OF SHIT.
The father should have ejaculated in the mother's mouth and not in her taco making a baby. Hence, the baby is a load that should have been swallowed
Damn, that kid is a load that should have been swallowed.
by dk3 December 31, 2003
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Another way of saying that someone should of been aborted.
The term your mother should have swallowed you is a derogatory insult used as vulgarity that someone uses when greatly hate them.
by superbipolar420 September 12, 2016
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I should’ve swallowed you

A diss normally executed by a mother, in which she implies that when you were sperm, she should’ve given head instead of normal sex. Therefore the sperm (you) would never reach the egg and be fertilized and you would never be alive.
Son: “I hate you
Mom: “ I should’ve swallowed you”
by themillennial January 1, 2019
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bitch swallowed the kids

When a girl cares so much about how you feel that she takes a load of cum down her throat. It is not only sexy but unbelievably considerate.
Last night was awesome, the bitch swallowed the kids and she choked, but I got my nut so its all good.
by H Dubs May 15, 2008
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look like the cat swallowed the canary

to have a knowing and self-satisfied smile on one's face; to be pleased with oneself, often because one has done something which one knows was wrong but which was very enjoyable.
1. when the teacher came into the classroom, the students sat there looking like cats that swallowed the canaries
2. don't trust karen, she looks like the cat swallowed the canary...i know what you're up tp karen!!
: look like the cat swallowed the canary
by a very tired student September 24, 2018
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