cunt swaggler

1) a female who cunt blocks her friends
2) a term of endearment
3) someone who is always late for her period

1) Dude, Jessica was such a cunt swaggler last night.
2) Whose a good little cunt swaggler?
3) Maybe if that cunt swaggler was on the pill I could bust in her.

by amlzzzzz April 6, 2010

Swaggler

Someone who acts cool, but really just dresses silly. Someone of no importance

Girl 1: look at that guy over there , isn't he cute?

Girl 2: eww no. He is just a swaggler.

by Clarie Voyage May 27, 2016

corn swaggler

One who inserts a mostly eaten corn on the cob into the anal crevice of their lover and then removes it with their mouth.

Orville Redenbacher, the corn swaggler with his boyfriend daily to test his microwave popcorn recipe. He is the Popcorn King of Anal America

by Bleegman August 16, 2006

penis swaggler

An inexperienced person who is giving fellatio to genitalia.

Did you hear about Kim? Apparently she’s a Penis Swaggler.

by Kennel Dogwood June 19, 2020

taint swaggler

a girl who rubs on your taint while you're having sex with her.

she's pretty good in bed, for a taint swaggler.

or in past tense...

that horny chick swaggled my taint lastnight.

by mr. z800 July 8, 2011

booger swaggler

a guy who has sex with a chick with a booger snatch, aka goober snatch.

dude, you're a booger swaggler! i know for a fact she was a booger snatch.

by mr. z800 July 8, 2011

cunt swaggler

someone what holds cum in their mouth for a prolonged period for no real reason. they claim they do this for the nutritional value, however they will later store this for the next cum drought. This way they will have a monopoly on cum.

stop correcting my grammar you cunt swaggler

by LongShlongSilverssss January 22, 2020