Swagass

A person who swags (aka flakes) a lot.

Man, the past three times I called dave this week he said he'd call me back and then never did. What a swagass.

by JCow October 21, 2010

swagamuffin

a muffin who has swagga.

bitch don't take no shit, she's swagamuffin...better watch out!

by Snoppmuffin July 17, 2011

spagasm

an orgasm achieved while in a 107 degree spa when it is already over 100 degrees outside after diving in an 8.5 foot pool for change. you'll feel a chill and then... spagasm.

*chill* ahhh *spagasm*

by A & E July 25, 2006

Swagamuffin

When McKenzie Doesn’t know her left from right or literally after any sentence, Swagamuffin!

“Wait is this left or right” “that’s left” “SWAGAMUFFIN!”

by Dweber August 31, 2022

swagam

To spit game with swag. Derived from "spagam."

Dat ass over there is about to experience the wonders of my swagam. She don't even know what's about to SWAG

by swagmaster5000 April 4, 2011

swaggasm

An intense feeling achieved after seeing or thinking of an outfit that is swagged the fuck out or extremely stylish. Similar to an orgasm except all stimuli is visual.

1. Me: "So I looked into the mirror to swag check before the party and I immediately had a swaggasm."

2. Random chick 1: "Damn. He's so hot."

Random chick 2: "I know right, every time I see Chris I have a swaggasm.

3. One look at her and I had to check my boxers. Fortunately it was just a swaggasm.

by chrispychris August 21, 2012

Swagass

A person who is swag and a jackass(es)

Tom: Hey, do you see Phil over there?
Me: Yeah, what a swagass...

Kevin: Look at them trying to be awesome.
Me: Yeah they're a bunch of swagasses.

by Opeia July 6, 2016