Ex.1
Frankie: Shut up shafty
Shafty kid: DONT CALL ME SHAFTY!!!
Frankie: Go away shafty
Shafty Kid: Dont you mouth off to me or ill slap you RIGHT in the penis
Ex.2
Joe: hey look, that kid moved here from canada
Bill: Its getting way to shafty out here.
Frankie: Shut up shafty
Shafty kid: DONT CALL ME SHAFTY!!!
Frankie: Go away shafty
Shafty Kid: Dont you mouth off to me or ill slap you RIGHT in the penis
Ex.2
Joe: hey look, that kid moved here from canada
Bill: Its getting way to shafty out here.
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Tom Swifty
A Tom Swifty (or Tom Swiftie) is a phrase in which a quoted sentence is linked by a pun to the manner in which it is attributed. See the wikipedia article for a history of the word.
A Tom Swifty (or Tom Swiftie) is a phrase in which a quoted sentence is linked by a pun to the manner in which it is attributed. See the wikipedia article for a history of the word.
Examples of a "Tom Swifty";
"Do pens conduct electricity?" Tom inquired.
"I used to be a pilot," Tom explained.
"I swear to you, I'm not drowning!" Tom shouted in denial.
"I manufacture tables," Tom stated counter-productively.
"I think I have multiple personality disorder," said Tom, being Frank.
"I did not see that coming," said Anne frankly.
etc.
"Do pens conduct electricity?" Tom inquired.
"I used to be a pilot," Tom explained.
"I swear to you, I'm not drowning!" Tom shouted in denial.
"I manufacture tables," Tom stated counter-productively.
"I think I have multiple personality disorder," said Tom, being Frank.
"I did not see that coming," said Anne frankly.
etc.
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An enormously fun game in which you find the largest possible object in a room and proceed to jam it as far up your ass and you can get it.
I played shaftypops all night and my asshole is burning.
Amy played shaftypops and used a 12in candle.
Amy played shaftypops and used a 12in candle.
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swiftymax is scary!
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