Swaffle

To rub something on ones genitals

Bro I just swaffled that girls phone. Nice broo

by Swagdaddy J May 12, 2016

swaffle

A mix of Sweep (Sweepstake) and Raffle - depending on when you join in. Done with mates or workmates on things like the world cup or grand national. Done exclusively online or it is not a swaffle. Started in UK and spread worldwide.

You can swaffle the fifa world cup 2006 with a load of mates from the pub. They can't accuse you of cheating as the allocations are all random. The Swaffle pot is split between 1st, 2nd and 3rd or all or nothing for the winner.

by Happy Clappy June 18, 2006

Swaffle

The most unusual method of drinking which involves very little movement of the throat muscles, however, the quantity of beverage consumed per second is vast

"Don't swaffle all of the beer too quickly, you'll get hiccoughs!!! ... and wasted"

by IngleBear December 1, 2006

swaffle

A baked egg dish originating in France and pronounced incorrectly.

Do ya’ll serve them fancy swaffles here?

by feelyhands December 5, 2022