swaffle

The art of,but not limited to: slapping a girl across the face with your cock,so hard after getting head from her,that you actually leave an imprint of your penis on her face,like a sunburn.

That chick over there is such a prep,I would swaffle her so hard she would have a black eye.

The teachers alais (Ms.Infante) is so noesy(pun intended) that I would swaffle her until she starts bleeding,then leave quickly before that pig sasser could call his butt buddies on me.because there is no way in hell he could catch me,unless he seen me at dunkin donuts while I was already in handcuffs blackout drunk.

by Jakob hunt July 28, 2014

swaffle

hackey sacks running away from a bunch of chariots on the circus maximus

a.k.a. o fuck here they come!!!

Yesterday hackies pulled a swaffle
it was HILARIOUS

by Nick December 15, 2004

swaffle

(vb): to show a particular female feelings through mediums like:e-mails(hotmail only), telegrams, letters(US only).

(noun):swaffle - a strange hybrid between a bully and a postman.

To swaffle is a virtue.

You swaffled her until you drove her out of her medium.

by umpo June 10, 2009

Swaffle

To rub something on ones genitals

Bro I just swaffled that girls phone. Nice broo

by Swagdaddy J May 12, 2016

swiffles

Slang for syphilis

She's got the swiffles. He needs his swiffles treated.

by m&m smc August 11, 2016

swiffles

Slang for syphilis

She's got the swiffles. He needs his swiffles treated.

by m&m smc August 11, 2016

snaffles

Snaffles are obtained through smoking marijuana. They are not, contrary to popular belief, the same as the munchies. A requirement of the munchies is that one is genuinely hungry. The snaffles are when you reach the stage where you feel physically bloated, and would (under sober circumstances) never continue eating, yet you do.

Oh man, I had the snaffles so bad last night, I thought I was going to explode.

by Citzen Snips June 26, 2008