suspicious package

A glass of wine with a shot of vodka.

"I'll order her a suspicious package or two and we'll go to her place in no time."

by 0ptimistic December 3, 2009

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by Ski mask the osu god January 14, 2019

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Suspicious Eyes

(Crosseyed person)
When the one eye does not trust the other, so they keep an eye on eachother.

Damn! See those suspicious eyes on that guy?

by Mike E Garcia February 20, 2009

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The belief that more than 1% of the population is a psychopath and the paranoia that everyone, though they may not be 100% psychopathic, you interact with could possibly carry psychopathic traits. This includes the belief that, since psychopathy is genetic and a trait that can be passed on, that someone can be born expressing a small percentage of psychopathy and doesn’t have to be 100% or 0% psychopathic; they can be anywhere in between 0%-100%. This also means that, since psychopathy is a favorable trait for the fitness of the species, that over time there will be an increase in people expressing varying degrees of psychopathy since it is a desirable trait. It is important to remember however, that psychopaths are unintelligent chimps devolving the human race.

Are you psychopathy-suspicious?

by Turquoise2 September 27, 2020

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suspicious stew

It's me. I'm suspicious stew.

Human: Oh hello name!
Me: No, I'm suspicious stew

by Sushi Coochie February 18, 2021

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Yankee Suspicious

When northerners automatically assume that southern hospitality and politeness carries underlying malicious intent.

Northerner: And then she said, "y'all are such a blessing." What a creep, she must be trying to butter me up.

Southerner: That's just how people are in the south. Don't be so yankee suspicious!

by Average Veteran August 29, 2017

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