organic suspension of female bovine mammary compound

Plain and simple: milk.
Cow's milk is a liquid organic suspension that comes from a female cow's boobs.

Harry, can you please pick up a jug of organic suspension of female bovine mammary compound on your way home dear?

by Telephony April 12, 2015

Faking the Suspension

When somebody pretends that they have been wronged by somebody else (usually a large group of unidentifiable people) in order to gain support that was most likely lost by being lame over a long period of time.

First brought to light by MrChiCity on YouTube in his video "YouTube is Dying (YouTube Exposed) "

Synonyms: attention whoring, cry for help

YouTuber with decreasing views: *posts video with porn in it*

YouTuber with decreasing views: *flags video with own alternate account before many people can see it*

YouTube: *removes video and suspends account*

YouTuber with decreasing views: YOUTUBE IS BLOCKING MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!!!

Stupid viewers: OMG YOUTUBE IS TERrIBLE!!! WE HAVE TO SUPPORT HIM!!

Smart viewer: nahh, he's just faking the suspension to get you guys to pay attention to him again.

by Verbesity December 5, 2009

Suspectations

When you think something is going to happen, but don't want to believe it because you'll jinx it.

Did the surprise party live up to your suspectations?

by quotejester August 17, 2010

susaned

to completely destroy anything with wheels such as a wheelbarrow, 4 wheeler, lawnmower, car, truck or jeep, etc

what happened to that car it looks like someone susaned it!

by southernbellefrmhell June 23, 2011

suspension without retirement

(self explanatory)

son: dad can you show me a bigbrain amongus reference
dad: sure you know about "suspension without retirement"?
son: wdym?
dad: what do people receive when they retire?
son: ...a pension?
dad: now you get it son?
son: omg thanks dad

(son plays amongus as red)

blue: i saw pink killed cyan in electrical and vented to medbay
red: sure he's suspension without retirement
blue: wdym red
red: what do people get when they retire?
black: kinda sus, at least he's just a kid
purple: yea let's vote him out

(red was not the impostor. 1 impostor remains.)

by bill cyperbunk April 7, 2021

suspect

A term used to identify any noun as being suspicious.

I don't trust Joe, he kinda suspect.

by Al January 11, 2003

Suspended luther

A sex position in which the male performer is carefully suspended by the females vaginal pubes. In this position, the female slowly shits on the suspended male, forcing him to swallow the feces whilst he masturbates.

"Hey Jenny! Would you like to perform a suspended luther with me on Thursday? Don't shave!"

by ColonelCupcake August 18, 2016