The ability to vibe whilst battling the struggles of first-world malicious agendas.
In life, such words may prove confusion, perplexity, puzzlement or even bewilderment - however if you keep on the path of survival - you just may survive life.
In life, such words may prove confusion, perplexity, puzzlement or even bewilderment - however if you keep on the path of survival - you just may survive life.
Slime 1: "I can't do this broski, my assignment's due in 2 hours, my girl left me on read and I set the fire alarm off for burning my toast in the toaster."
...dramatic silence
Slime 2: Yo, my slime. Survive life. Just survive.
...dramatic silence
Slime 2: Yo, my slime. Survive life. Just survive.
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person 2: "not really, tbh i would not survive a vibe check rn"
person 1:"damn dude wanna hang out and see if that cheers you up"
person 2: "not really, tbh i would not survive a vibe check rn"
person 1:"damn dude wanna hang out and see if that cheers you up"
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What you have no chance of doing if your base belong to CATS, an intergallactic Nazi with a heart of gold.
If you have no chance of doing this, then you must make your time.
If you have no chance of doing this, then you must make your time.
by Tookar April 13, 2005
Get the survive mug.The statement “You could survive a car crash” is a reference to a viral image made by researchers where an ideal male body that could survive a car crash is shown.
The 3D body render shown looked so ugly, with a beluga whale-type head and an ungodly looking torso, that it has since been used as a creative insult.
The 3D body render shown looked so ugly, with a beluga whale-type head and an ungodly looking torso, that it has since been used as a creative insult.
Karl: “Hey MrBeast, how do i look in this $1 suit?”
MrBeast: “Bro you look like you could survive a car crash”
MrBeast: “Bro you look like you could survive a car crash”
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Get the You could survive a car crash mug.When someone suggests you stop or start doing something absolutely ridiculous that will affect something important to you, like your swag, your family or your life
Jack: Hey Joe, what are you giving up for lent?
Joe: Nothing, why?
Jack: Oh good. Can you give up chocolate with me?
Joe: No man, that's like shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive
Joe: Nothing, why?
Jack: Oh good. Can you give up chocolate with me?
Joe: No man, that's like shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive
by Oh my my July 2, 2015
Get the Shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive mug.Here are some things you MUST know in order to survive, without them you may as well just shoot yourself in the head
1)Don't call black people the "N" word(Yes we all know what it is)
2)Don't stand in the middle of a fucking highway, like my friend did
3)Never get high on drugs or pist drunk, buy a gun and go home alone, you'll end up fucking yourself over
4)Don't fuck any animals, its not polite and it is fucking nasty
5)Crack kills(Meaning don't stare at a fat mans ass crack, if you happen to notice kill yourself A.S.A.P)
6)Never have orgy's over at your place, if your that desperate you need a life, besides you'll see many cracks(thats bad)
7)Listen to music, who cares what kind it is, just listen to music, without it you may as well get raped by an Elephant(I enjoy black metal)
Reading this helps many survive the daily life of a Peasent(dunno how to spell) please be kind and pass this on to as many dumbasses you know
1)Don't call black people the "N" word(Yes we all know what it is)
2)Don't stand in the middle of a fucking highway, like my friend did
3)Never get high on drugs or pist drunk, buy a gun and go home alone, you'll end up fucking yourself over
4)Don't fuck any animals, its not polite and it is fucking nasty
5)Crack kills(Meaning don't stare at a fat mans ass crack, if you happen to notice kill yourself A.S.A.P)
6)Never have orgy's over at your place, if your that desperate you need a life, besides you'll see many cracks(thats bad)
7)Listen to music, who cares what kind it is, just listen to music, without it you may as well get raped by an Elephant(I enjoy black metal)
Reading this helps many survive the daily life of a Peasent(dunno how to spell) please be kind and pass this on to as many dumbasses you know
How to survive the daily life of a citizen of planet Earth, please don't fuck up after you've read this
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