Surpleased

getting a suprise that pleases you.

I was so surpleased to find out my exgirlfriend got in a car accident.

by jonnyboxlick October 28, 2008

Rata Serpiente

An individual in an work setting with habits of a rat and snake. The rata serpiente utilizes the strongest attributes of the snake and rat to improve status, position, or prestige. Although they may seem harmless, the rata serpiente has a venom that paralyzes its prey with its hypodermic fangs and long meaningless conversations. The rata serpiente will always attack when prey is not looking or in low light situations. The fangs are retractable to allow the sucking of penises to improve power, while their scales coil and warm the balls, and the tail may be used tickle the anus. Their weaknesses are superior predator pack animals, or strong willed intellectuals. Movie examples include Fredo Corleone from Godfather, and Uncle Scar from The Lion King. Word is Bond

As long as we have the rata serpiente in our company, no one will be safe.

He's such a cool guy, Naw Fuck that dude he's a cheater and a rata serpiente.
I got fired, and didn't see it coming, that fucking rata serpiente.

by Da Lone Wolf April 15, 2021

How To: Surpise Sex

Surpise Sex is when one yells 'SURPISE' before having intercourse with another. Commonly done between couples, therefore avoiding the Surpise Sex becoming rape. Good advice!

How To: Surpise Sex:
'SURPISE!'

by MistressHowTo:) May 21, 2010

backdoor surpise

When your having sex doggiestyle, and then you pull it out and stick it in her ass.

Dude i was fuckin her doggystyle and then i gave her a backdoor surprise

by JamesBong February 3, 2004

Slurpie

Cunnilingus. As blowjob is to fellatio, "slurpie" is to cunnilingus.

"C'mon baby, gimmie a slurpie", she moaned, dropping her panties and spreading her legs.

by Michael August 8, 2004

Slurpie

A frozen, usually fruit flavored ice drink that Arabian immigrants sell at your local 7-11.

For more on Arabian Immigrants, see also Dune Coon, Towel Head, andCamel Jockey.

Joe: Hey, Larry! Let's go get a slurpie from 7-11!

Larry: Yeah! I hear the Dune Coon is working their today!

Joe: Dammit! He always rips us off!

Larry: Oh yeah...

by Starvin Marvin's Best Friend Amanda December 11, 2004

Slurpie

When ur eating ur girl out and she squirts like a slurpie

Damn my girl did a slurpie on me🤤

by Oofmad November 11, 2018