Surface to Air Missile

Pronunciation: (sur-fis) (too; unstressed too, tuh) (air) (mis-uhl or, especially Brit., -ahyl)

This is the term for when you are sitting on the toilet, and flush it (unknowingly sealing your fate) and the water (usually ice cold) comes up into contact with you. Often times with males, this cold water first comes into contact with the family jewels.

Examples:

Dude, I was taking a nuke hiroshima and got hit with a surface to air missile.

I need a mop to clean the floor because I got hit with a surface to air missile.

by JimmyJacobJoe October 26, 2009

Surface Crackess

The effect of leaving an impression of your ass crack on a surface.

Dude, I left surface crackess on that car window!

by dPythonb September 10, 2009

surfaceyness

The inability to have an in depth conversation that would result in some actual point to talking.

The surfaceyness of most people's conversations these days is quite ridiculous.

by viper6117 April 8, 2010

Surface Leather

Surface leather is a phrase created by Youtuber Kurtis Conner, used in place for the phrase “Surface level”

“So, surface leather- huh?”

by someoneyouwillneverknow77_ April 14, 2022

Surface Breaker

Pitching a loaf of such epic proportions that it piles up higher than the surface of the water.

"You okay?"

"Ugh...surface breaker..."

by T-White December 17, 2005

surface area

Term for a woman's breast.

Just checkin our your surface area.
Nice surface area!

by Andre McCullough July 16, 2008

surface dweller

1. A fake person
2. A shallow person
3. Someone who is only concerned with their physical image/appearance and material things. Spirituality and morality do not apply to this person.

That fake ass bitch is a surface dweller.

by Clix Crusade March 18, 2011