Surrender at 20

What players say in League of Legends when they're getting their asses kicked hard before the 20 minute mark.

n00b 1: Let's invade their Jungle guys..
Team n00b: OKAY!

Pro Player just drew a First Blood!
Pro Player has slain n00b 2 for a double kill!
Pro Player has slain n00b 3 for a triple kill!
Pro Player has slain n00b 4 for a quadra kill!
Pro Player has slain n00b 5 for a penta kill!
Pro Team has scored an ace!

n00b 1: Surrender at 20... -.-

by DarkSkies001 April 23, 2013

mexican surround sound

playing all of the tv sets in the house on the same program really loud to achieve the surround sound experience.

Hey Juan turn up the tv in the garage and kitchen, moms tv is louder. its messing with my mexican surround sound.

by Hecta_son March 31, 2011

Wet Dream Surrogate

A prank by which an unsuspecting passed-out male is subjected to another male's ejaculate being emptied into his pants while asleep. If the prank is successful the Wet Dream Surrogate will awake to find the mess and believe it to be of his own making.

Did you hear? Bobby passed out at the party on the weekend and became a Wet Dream Surrogate.

by King and Queen Gaper September 22, 2017

never give up never surrender

A catch phrase from the fictional TV show "Galaxy Quest" in the movie Galaxy Quest (1999). Became a ongoing joke for foregoing logic and forging ahead with little plan

Inmate 1: "Why do you insist on trying to escape from the cell with a toothbrush. You will never be able to get through the walls with that."
Inmate 2: "What else are we going to do. Never give up Never Surrender"

by Epic Borris September 13, 2013

Violent Passion Surrogate

The inflammatory allegations and viewpoints offered by pundits in the Mainstream Media, calculated to make people feel righteously indignant, angry, and/or fearful.

V.P.S. is great for keeping people divided over pointless issues and bogged down by a never-ending ending stream of misinformation and biased interpretations which exist only within a truncated frame of reference.
Letting yourself be moved by V.P.S., and especially holding it as sound knowledge is anathema to intelligence and progress as it only causes fragmentation and feelings of intellectual and moral superiority.

Etymology: Taken from Aldous Huxley's book, "Brave New World." In that book's planned perfect society, people need a monthly dose of a concoction called V.P.S. to expose their body to all of the violent emotions which their perfect society does not elicit. It is touted having "all of the tonic effects of killing Desdemona and being killed by Othello," and is essential for bodily health.

Example 1
News Junkie: "That fuckin Bill O'Reilly; how can anyone be so stupid and ignorant?"

Rational Thinker: "Relax, He's paid to be inflammatory and administer your Violent Passion Surrogate."

Example 2
Reactionary: "Goddamn Obama is gonna take away my guns and turn this into a socialist country!"
Rational Thinker: "Relax dude, if they're talking about it on the news it's probably not an important issue but a distraction from real goings-on. It's just some Violent Passion Surroagte to keep you from thinking clearly.

by dreguan May 15, 2013

Surrogate Boyfriend

1. For a female, a male friend who takes the place of a boyfriend when she is single. Generally speaking, a close male friend who is there emotionally, but is not receiving physical pleasure from the relationship.

2. A close male friend a girl goes to for emotional support when she is single.

Troy - so Dave, Candice came over to your place last night to talk huh?
Dave - yeah.
Troy - you do realize you're her surrogate boyfriend, right?
Dave - dude, no way.
Troy - totally way. She comes over, cries on your shoulder, hangs out, asks your opinion 'bout stuff. And you don't even make out with her? Total surrogate.
Dave - whatever.
Troy - and once she has a boyfriend she'll stop coming to you.

(6 months later)

Troy - see, Candice is now going out with Jason and she's stopped coming to you.
Dave - I was totally whipped.

(elsewhere)

Leslie - Candice, you're so lucky you had Dave while you and Tommy were broken up.
Candice - yeah, he was a good surrogate boyfriend. But I have Jason now so I'm able to go to him, my real boyfriend, when I have problems or wanna hang out.

by ChipGirl August 19, 2008

Surround Sex

Has the same concept as surround sound and basically gives you the effect of actually being there part-taking in actual sex. This requires three (3) or more beds in one room arranged either horizontally or vertically. Surround sex can only be achieved when both roommates in the outer beds are having sex but the one (or more then one) roommate in the middle isn't having sex. Hence the effect of surround sex as he is both surrounded by the sound in at least stereo and the creaking of beds so it gives the impression to the one roommate experiencing this surround sex, that he/she is actually having sex but sadly they are not.

Optional and creepy: The one roommate in the middle not having sex can masturbate to make his surround sex experience more realistic.

Lets say your roommates name is Mike.

"Hey Mike how was that surround sex last night?"

"Oh it was great even though it keep me up all night the surround feeling of Surround Sex made it seem close to real and masturbating only made it better. It was a win win situation for everyone in my opinion."

"Sure. creepy... glad you don't mind though"

by sex machine1447 March 7, 2010