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Filipino Box Spring Hog

A full hog cooked in this backyard fashion:

Build a big fire, throw a box spring on it until it's burnt off everything but the steel springs, put a hog over the springs above the coals, sauce it with a broom, flip it over ever now and then.
Dig a big pit in a dirt alley road
Fill it with madrone and bay
Stinks like hell
And the neighbors complain
Don't give a hoot what they say
Slap that hog
Gotta roll em over twice
Baste him with a sweeping broom
You gotta swat them flies
And chain up the dogs
Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
Cookin up a Filipino Box Spring Hog
(credit to Tom Waits)
by atari June 4, 2013
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suprise birthday dome

the act of giving fellatio to sleeping individual. as they awake, you yell "SUPRISE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!"
"WAIT, it's not meh birthday!"
"i know, suprise!"
"i love suprise birthday dome!"

Did you hear that karp gave a homeless black person suprise birthday dome?
by poopoonajew May 6, 2007
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Strawberry Spring

A false spring or unusually warm spell of weather in winter, similar to an Indian summer. The title of a short story about a campus serial killer by Stephen King who may have invented the phrase.
Before reading "Strawberry Spring" I used to enjoy unseasonably warm winter weather. Now I imagine a psycho killer lurking in the warm night air.
by devil doll April 10, 2010
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Irish Spring Green Green

A famous phrase used by FlightReacts meaning someone made a huge basket.
by LeGoatJames May 17, 2020
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peanut suprise

Getting a peanut halve lodged in your peehole after bangin a dirty lil barfly in her slutty ass without a raincoat.
After weeks of swelling and failure to piss, the doctor had informed me that I was the lucky recipient of a peanut suprise
by CraZy E July 11, 2006
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Charlie Spring

by ThatRandomGu April 28, 2022
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Sprica Cola

The name of the soda created when one mixes Sprite and Coca Cola together. Usually made when you're bored of both sodas.
I drank a gallon of Sprica Cola last night. It was 3/4 Coke and 1/4 Sprite.
by TheDarkBadger- October 13, 2011
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