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Dirty Spider-Man

To masturbate while wearing a pair of worn unwashed panties over your head, with the gusset over the nose - so you can inhale all the heavenly glory.

Correct positioning of the leg holes either side of the eyes enables visual stimulation to be used as desired.

If the panties are heavily soiled with anus debris the act becomes known as a ‘Smelly Venom’.
Uncle Albert was in trouble with Rodney when he accidentally washed a pair of Cassandras knickers Rodney had been saving to have a ‘Dirty Spider-Man’ with.
by Marty the Hat May 7, 2020
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spiderman thread

A message board posting technique designed to end or derail threads that its user finds uninteresting or lacking productive discussion. This technique involves posting screencaps from the 1967 Spider-Man cartoon series with humorous captions unrelated to the original thread topic. The user generally initiates a Spiderman thread with captions intended to declare that the original thread topic will no longer be discussed. Occasionally, additional users contribute to the derailing with their own screencaps of Spider-Man. Frequently used on 4chan's various message boards, where the technique originated. Generally used to derail threads about incest or "wincest."
Wincest? That's a funny way to say Spiderman thread.
by AntonioCastagnoli May 26, 2013
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Despacito spider

A spider that can cause destruction to worlds. It is mainly composed of a pill, the top being yellow and the bottom being red, six spider legs, and a large smile. It can cast a spell of utter obliteration: Yeetus yeetus, commit self deletus!
I saw a despacito spider murder somebody while saying "Please commit agonizing actions of engaging in commitment in engaging commit commitment of the dying one."
by Veridicule December 26, 2018
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spider nigga

Spider Nigga, Spiderman but a nigga not Miles morales tho he a true nigga instead of a robber killing uncle ben he the one who killed uncle ben. The way he got his powers was by fucking a spider thot and hes been spider nigga for 15 mins. he also kills niggers not white people. Hes been the hero of the hood for many mins and always will be he also reads niggalations instead of the Bible.
"Oh shit is that Spider Nigga"
"Yeah he shot my nigga the other day"
by Spider Nigga January 25, 2019
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my spider

Guy :That's my spider !

Girl :pet?

Guy : no, I mean as my homie lol
by Jacobperez22 November 1, 2017
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spider pee

Similar to the visual of a "spider swing" (which is executed when two individuals sit facing each other on a swing so that their legs cross), spider pee occurs when a girl sits on a toilet, spreads her legs, and a pees, while a guy pees downward between her legs into the same toilet. The legs recreate those of a spider's on either side of the body, and it represents a form of ultimate love between two individuals. But spider poo crosses the line so don't do that you nasty ho.
If you really loved me, you'd spider pee with me regardless of the risks.
by Dark Rabbit October 2, 2013
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lucas the spider

A really cute jumping spider on the internet who can sing better than Justin Bieber and thinks a dog is a polar bear
I just saw Lucas the spider and I wish he was my pet
by Diamond.gal33 December 26, 2018
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