superstraight

A genuine "straight" or heterosexual--i.e., a man who is sexually attracted to genuine women only or a woman who is sexually attracted to genuine men only. While "superstraight" and "straight" are actually synonymous, the term "Superstraight" has recently been adopted because it's easier than explaining for the thousandth time to autistic bisexual transpersons that "heterosexual attraction does NOT include attraction to same sex individuals cosplaying as the opposite sex." See also SuperLesbian and Supergay.
"Hey Dave, since you're straight I guess you'll want to have sex with me now that I've had my weenier chopped off and swallowed a bottle of tittie-skittles."

"Ah sorry no Mark--I'm SuperStraight."
by Louis XXV October 12, 2021
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someone who identifies as "superstraight" is really talking about how much of a virgin they are. straight in transphobic terms means "virgin" and "superstraight" means super virgin!!!
"hey man, i'm superstraight!"

"but you're 32.."
by supercoolandnotsilly March 19, 2021
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men who openly have a pisskink and like to be pegged.
friend 1: "yo aren't you superstraight?"

friend 2: "yeah i do like to be pegged and i have a pisskink, so i guess i am superstraight."
friend 1: "that's weird bro."
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“Superstraight” is a sexual orientation of men and women who are attracted to “cis” men and women of the opposite sex. It differentiates itself from “straight” people who are also attracted to trans men and women.
Person A: “Hey, are you a transphobe? You say you’re straight but I never see you dating any trans ppl.”

Person B: “That’s because I’m not straight, I’m Superstraight. I acknowledge trans ppl but am simply not attracted to them and prefer cis females.”
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superstraight was a made up transphobic sexuality . how is it transphobic you ask ? its basically people not wanting to date trans people JUST BECAUSE they are trans , it's fake and it will never be a valid sexuality .
guy: yeah im superstraight ...

other person : oh so ur a fucking dumbass?
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A sexual orientation where people only choose to sleep with people of the opposite biological sex.
Sorry, you are a biological man who dresses like a woman. I only sleep with biological woman because I am superstraight gendered.
by smythespeaks March 10, 2021
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A stupid "sexuality" that transphobes came up with that means they only like people that were born a girl.
"im superstraight. I only like people that were born with a vagina"
"so........ u like trans men?"
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