Sunderpants blue balls

A painful condition when a man has been profoundly socially stimulated by his best friend's predicted visitation but not allowed to see him when he finds his friend has just been abruptly called into to work at the last minute, leaving the man with a heavy and sore feeling in his balls.

Person 1 text messages: "Hey, is it cool if I come over?"

Person 2 text messages: "Yeah bro, I can't wait, I'll make some coffee!"

Person 1 text messages: "agh nm, hey sorry man, I just called into work, I can't come over :/"

Person 2 text messages: "Damn it, that's the 3rd time this week I've gotten Sunderpants blue balls :("

by azfree1016 December 1, 2011

'Doing a Sunderland'

Fucking up the chance of gaining quality and instead gaining something far below average.

So far in this transfer window , we are 'doing a sunderland'

by JEddsyy July 24, 2017

Sunderland

A fucking shithole in the north east of England. As soon as you step outside your hair will grease faster than lightning. Their football is dog wank, the people are more shit than shit.

Hew I’m not going to Sunderland it’s fucking shit

by A Dodgey Person June 8, 2020

Sunderland

A place in Northern England full of in-bred gingers who are longing to be called Geordies.

If you were to see a cockney amputee tramp licking piss off the pavement, you may say:

'Poor bugger, but at least he's not from Sunderland

by SMBLEONBEST February 3, 2010

Munderday

A canadian punk rock band formed in 1956 by Grady Fitzimmons and Jeff Caulfield. Their only chart topper was "I Don't Want To Be A Complex Boy," off the album "Grange Moose". The band has been unheard of since 1981 when lead singer, Caulfield, allegedly took the band's savings to Denver, Colorado to pursue a career in teaching chemistry.

Yeah, he's a good ball player now, but five years or so and he'll be a regular Munderday

by Chesterfield Music Foundation May 28, 2010

sunderland

quite possibly the shittiest football club ever, far inferior to a great club called newcastle united

Hey i support sunderland! I also have 72 mental disorders!!

by RealAlanShearer May 16, 2021

Doing A Sunderland

From Sunderland AFC's record of the fewest Wins in one season, where they managed only 4 wins during the 38 game 2002-2003 FA Premier League Season.

In this Season they also achieved the record for least goals in a season, managing only 21 and a record low points total of 19.

"Doing A Sunderland" is used to describe someones failure. A total Looser

"He just never gets lucky, he's just doing a Sunderland"

by RocketDan September 8, 2005