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Sumerian Piledriver

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When a man has explosive diarrhea into a turkey vultures beak/mouth. The turkey vulture is then electrocuted and skull-fucked by a wooly mammoth. afterwards, the wooly mammoth is usually enraged to a point of impossible rage and proceeds to stampede the man and bust a galloon of sperm in his face. This is know as the Sumerian Piledriver
i was watching a wild zoo porno when out of nowhere a wooly mammoth performed a perfect sumerian piledriver.
by Spiderpig77 January 4, 2010
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smerican

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Synonym to a person that suffers of severe brain tumors and stage 3 obesity.
Person1 - This guy really is a smerican 🙄.
Person2 - Fr bruh the fuck wrong with him.
by Sussybaka777 June 12, 2021
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a place in sag harbor, ny where people eat mexican food and get omalleyed every night of the weekend. mexican roadblock
person 1: hey did you see that guy rob the other night at superica he was so omalleyed they kicked him out forever. mexican ass fountain

person 2: yah i heard superica is a place where queers get drunk and do the mexican bowtie
by rameos April 1, 2009
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Sumerian Footjob

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Imagine the grimiest, dirtiest, sloppiest footjob of all time. This usually includes the added pleasure of several calluses and the cuts from overgrown toenails.
Mark: Yo Staysie, my girl gave me a Sumerian Footjob last night.

Staysie: How'd it go?

Mark: Yeah, but I'm pretty sure I have yellow fever now.
by SepticHornet February 27, 2018
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Summericular Cancer

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The disease contracted the last week of summer where you realize school will begin shortly and your summer life will have no chance for survival.
"Shit, what's a matter with him?"
"Nothing, he just has Summericular Cancer."
by El Zacko August 20, 2007
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Smerica? More like America!
by JayPlaysBeamNG April 18, 2019
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summercamp flashback

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1. The illusion of being in a real rock band.

2. Often used as filler when discussing any situation that does not involve jet-setting across the world with sex, drugs and rock & roll.
I heard Jimbo was touring with summercamp flashback this summer.

Yeah, he has to go to his in-laws during summer break.
by Oliver Klosauf March 1, 2011
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