Subway

Your excuse for doing anything remotly
1.Stupid
2.Gross

1."Uh, Jake? Why are you walking around with no pants and your shirt tucked into your whities tighties?"
"It's ok! I had Subway!"

2. "Pete! Why are you humping th dog!"
"It's ok, I had Subway!"

by Brilliant! January 22, 2004

Subway

Maff’s favourite hangover place, he would sell his soul for a foot long, one day he’ll realise he can make sandwiches at home though. Maff can be heard shouting at his phone ITS NOT JUST A FUCKING SANDWICH, but it is.

1. I’m hungover someone get me a subway

2. “Where’s Maff”, “he’s buggering himself With a frozen subway”

by Jammy66 May 23, 2020

Subway

pooping inside someone's ass and they return the favor, forever preferably.

"Yo man you want to go pay some Romanian hookers to subway each other?"

by deetard July 16, 2022

Subway

People will mistake you for talking about the restaurant Subway.

Hey Bob, I'm gonna go to the subway station.
"I didn't know they had a station for a sandwich store?"

by notarealperson111 October 27, 2020

Subway

The act of a woman receiving simultaneous penis insertion from two males in her vagina. The back and forth action from the two males creates a subway like visual.

That chick is a whore, we ran a subway on her last week.

by Double sided San Diego car February 28, 2016

Subway

The place where I eat at so I can lose weight.

-I'm looking good!
-I'm eating the sandwiches.

by Jared December 18, 2003

Subway

Running a train, except doing so underground.

Them boys ran a subway on that poor girl.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2018