Bitch Semantics

When Sean feels like being a little bitch and argues the meaning of "never mind".

This condition is usually related to having sand in his vagina. Since he can't get it out he gets a little perturbed and all bitchy.

sand in his vagina

by sandy pants February 19, 2004

Semantics

It means "Them Antics" but it sounds like a French guy is saying it so he says sem antics.

You are talkative of penis bathouse fuckwash because of previously using dirty semantics that are still believed by you you porno fuckwash.

by Nick's Fix May 10, 2008

arguing semantics

A phrase commonly used as a rebuttal in arguments, with two common meanings:

1) The person using the phrase has been subjected to a statement or argument that they don't like, but can't argue against; or

2) The person using the phrase doesn't understand the argument, or objects to or doesn't understand the use of polysyllabic words.

"The sun rises in the east and sets in the west? Now your just arguing semantics."

by Kanteloop August 8, 2014

segmantics

a set of tools required by people so they can to carry out complex digital work

this project need to be run with segmantics

by ianthm January 31, 2021

Semantics

A type of lice that affects your pubic area. They burrow into your urethra and make their way to the testicles (hence the term "semantics", a portmanteau of "semen" and "ticks"). They find their way in by tracking the scent of semen, therefore they exclusively affect biological males with working reproductive organs. They can make their way in other sexual genitals if they detect the scent but the unfamiliar environment that is not condusive to their survival will likely kill them. They can spread through shared seating areas and undergarments.

"Bro. Chelsea asked me to sit on her face last night and now I have semantics."

by BJSD808 March 20, 2022

empty semantics

An insult derived from an irrelevant but pithy-sounding technical term. Combining the perjorative and jargon terms feigns a deep, smart reason for refusing to shed ignorance.

James felt fearful and unaccustomed to using his own mind and habitually ceased his thinking at the perimeter of his peer group's established belief system. When someone posted an article with ideas threatening its gossamer bonds, his instinct for conservation drove him to cry, "Empty semantics!"

by facebook_is_the_best November 6, 2017