studefish

ugly person that stands next to someone to make them look prittier

star jones was the studefish on the view.

by pepe dingdong July 8, 2006

jerk off stalefish

If you think of the skateboarding move "stalefish" where you reach behind your legs, and grab your board this manouver is adapted into masturbation.

Go jerk off stalefish!!!

Person 1. "Whys he taking so long?"
Person 2. "I dunno, he's probably jerking off stalefish"

by Paul "Himself" August 10, 2006

Stalefish

A female who lays there seemingly lifelessly during sexual intercourse.

Ryan: Hey Jonny Boy, heard you porked that girl Charline, how was she?

Jon: Dude, girl's a total stalefish. Thought I was fucking a corpse.

by TWP Fisherman March 17, 2010

Stylish

A positive adjective to describe a wired looking outfit

What a fashion! You look very stylish today!

by Mokonamon May 14, 2005

Jerkin' off Stalefish

The act of masturbating with your arm under your raised leg imitating the skateboarding maneuver, replacing the skateboard with your penis.

yo tommy i totally walked in on ryan jerkin' off stalefish today.

by bigdonghealey May 7, 2011

Jerking off stalefish

our definition is whackin off with no visual aids, just what u think of

i was battin off stalefish cos mum stole my pornos

by nathan May 13, 2005

stylish meat

Meat that has a great fashion sense

Oml that meat is so stylish.

Ikr. I love stylish meat.

by Omg talking dinosaurs.RUN!!!!! December 1, 2017