Turkey Sluts

Girls from your old high school you try to hit up and get at over Thanksgiving break. These girls are usually ones you haven't seen in 2-3 years and you aren't quite sure if they are still attractive or not.

Have you texted those girls to see what they're doing over break?

The turkey sluts? Hell yeaeeahh all they wanna chill

by Samuel Fratams November 11, 2010

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slutsicle

A girl who insists on wering next-to-nothing on the coldest day of the year.

M: Did you see that SLUTSICLE in the denim mini and tank-top?
J: Yea, could she wear any less???

by Bandages16 June 12, 2007

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tree sluts

This is the name for people that love all trees. They are people who are overwhelmingly attracted to trees and climb into their crotches every chance they get. Also skiers and snowboarders who can't stay out of the trees, and opt for a tree run every chance they get. Also Arborists who spend all waking hours climbing in and thinking about trees.

Ex. Have you heard of the company "We Love Trees"? Yeah, they a bunch of "tree sluts".

Ex. Where did Jane and Billy go I haven't seen them on the slopes? Those two are a couple of "tree sluts" they've been skiing in the trees all day.

Ex. What are Arborists? They are basically "tree sluts"

by TreePimp January 5, 2023

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statsporn

Statsporn - noun. An arbitrarily detailed statistical breakdown of information which provides no greater understanding but fills reports or especially weak assignments designed primarily to give the reader something to look at. Statsporn is most often accompanied by a figure or infograph.

The Feltron Annual Report about his life is filled with statsporn like the breakdown of clothing purchases in a year by colour.
This report is a not great is there no statsporn we can fill it with?

by John Nelson January 18, 2008

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