Techno-starvation

When your electronic necessities aren't working for an extend period of time in times of need

Person 1: Ugghh I have a 9 hour ride tomorrow to my grandparents house with my mom & little sister and both my iPod & cell phone aren't working!

Person 2: Sucks for you. I've never had techno-starvation that bad.

by MMendozaa June 14, 2009

Starving nostrils

Too have a unrelenting need for any snortable drug.

#1 "Whats his name?" #2 "Lee Blundell" #1 "yeah! He the one with the starving nostrils?"

by Starving Nostrils February 7, 2015

Dick scurvy

Not having sex for a prolonged time which might show some physical attributes.
Similar to the traditional scurvy which is vitamin C deficiency

Also known as sex deficiency.

Its been almost 10 months.., Jusus Christ I have dick scurvy now....

by Amove July 5, 2019

cock starved

A person, usually a woman, but sometimes a man, and in rare circumstances a circus midget with one eye, that has been deprived of having/using/eating cock so long, that they have become starved of it's delight and fufillment.

That whore Suzy Jenkins got sent to prison and is now being fucked and eaten out by lesbians, she sure is cock starved or David Hasselhoff hasn't had anal butt sex with or licked the balls of Elton John since he started his Germany comeback tour, I bet he is cock starved by now.

by Fatty April 14, 2003

starve the baby

Titty fucking a chick using her breast milk as lube.

If you have a dirty ass and Hershey spurts it becomes chocolate milk.

I really want to starve the baby with the chick I met at the mommy and me class.

by Starvin Marvin December 14, 2016

med-sturbation

Masturbating to relieve a physical ailment.

I had the worst hangover this morning, but after a little med-sturbation session in the shower, I was good to go.

by Burt Sanchez September 15, 2009

Starving Kenyan

The act of using marathon pro + lightweight pro + commando pro along with a care package marker on Modern Warfare 2 to run extremely fast, aka the 'starving Kenyan' class. This was a class used mainly in Capture the Flag. The term was made popular by the c0deReality clan on MW2.

Person A: Holy shit, you're running so fast man!
Person B: Yeah, I'm using my Starving Kenyan class, runnin' flags like a champ.

by IXI-TheEnd-IXI January 19, 2010