Sturge

Originally an onomatopoeia, it derives from the noise of screeching car tires. Has become an exclamation of surprise, especially in reaction to observing someone else get hurt.

Man in movie falls off a building and lands face-first on a flag-pole.
Viewer: "Sturge!"

by Socratic Method November 24, 2010

sturgeon

An armor plated anadromous fish that has been around for appromixatley 200 million years. These fish are designed to spool you, but if you do manage to land one, they have razor sharp scutes that will slice the shit out of you.

Andy caught a fatty sturgeon yesterday.

by steelheader April 8, 2008

Sturge

Next Level Swag; Super Saiyan Swag, Better than your Swag,

Damn, he got his STURGE on max

by Trippz Michaud June 20, 2011

Sturgeon's revelation

A law similar to Murphy's Law that states: "90% of everything is crap".

Dawg how about eating a taco?

Naw shizzle. I dont eat random crap because of Sturgeon's revelation. Its probably crap.

Whatev homey. (eats it). SICK! THIS TASTES LIKE DIARRHEA!

by edwild22 March 2, 2009

sturgeon

Another name for a long hard penis.

O shit dude! Aaron has quite the sturgeon... who woulda thought?

by the voice of the common cock September 28, 2010

Izaya Sturgeon

a homosexual white kid

izaya sturgeon is a fucking cunt

by turtleplayer 1021 July 23, 2018

All Sturbed Out

When someone is so tired from masturbating that they have no motivation to do anything

I asked Bob to go see the movie but he was all sturbed out

by K-quick November 21, 2010