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Homo stultus

Fake taxonomic name that means stupid being and the antithesis to Homo sapiens. Homo stultii can be found in places like Walmart or whom are your typical redneck Bubba Trump supporters. They live on trash like Sonic and disinformation such as OANN.
The last election gave rise to an entirely new breed: Homo stultus, where 73 million people voted for Donald Trump and they think they won.
by EEEEamon November 26, 2020
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STULL CHIP

Is a Guy with the smallest cock in the world that wears glasses and acts like a boomerang when it comes to women
by Unknown genius December 20, 2016
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Stultum Manuever

The Stultum manuever is something you say when you're trying to sound smart. Can be used in any context as a substitute for almost any adjective. Can be used when you have no real explanation for a series of events. For example, lightning striking that tree was an example of the Stultum Manuever.

Translates to Latin to mean "Foolish." This is because when you use it, everyone will be stunned at your knowledge and will be rendered fools.
Me: I can't believe I got that girls number! All thanks to my signature move.
Friend: What's your signature move.
Me: I just use the Stultum Manuever
by Nathmight666 November 16, 2019
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stulkendorfen

when your friend keeps trying to grab your computer and search up stuff on the urban dictionary
person one: LET ME SEARCH UP MY NAME
person two: STOP STULKENDORFEN!!!@
by SilverC October 18, 2020
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stules

i love listening to stules!
by 🥳🤠🥳🤠🥳 May 18, 2020
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stuly

Someone that like to cause a lot of shit, often in some kind of trouble, is every cocky for there size, never up to any good. Drinker of the group, every golden
That kid is stuly, he is the stuly of the group. Keep your kids away from that kid he is stuly
by youngmoney$ baby July 6, 2010
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stultosexual

noun {C} or adjective

The antithesis of sapiosexual—that 2010s shibboleth of Doctor Who fanboys and Dunning–Kruger effect case studies—a stultosexual is a person who is aroused by or attracted to stupidity. The heart (or sex drive) wants what it wants, and sometimes that want has precious little to do with the brain.

From L. stultō ("foolish, fatuous, generally stupid as fuck") + -sexual.

Cf. "I Never Said I Was Deep" by Jarvis Cocker for the dipshit debauchee's perspective.
A: "I read that Bitcoin is fungible. Is that why you can use it to buy shrooms on the dark web?"

B: "Well, sort of, but that's not entirely it... Hey, come to my place and I'll show you my portfolio, maybe?"

Posse of wingmen and wingladies: "That bastard's without a doubt a stultosexual."

Jenna's formidable intellectual acumen, which her command of all the Finno-Ugric languages evinces, means that her prodigious carnal activities are, from her perspective, inherently stultosexual.
by DrSJohnson November 17, 2019
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