An event describing the result of masturbating over someone's face, waking the sleeper as ejaculation occurs, and then the ejaculator running away before the waking sleeper realizes what has just happened.
My wife wanted to sleep in and I wanted a quickie before departing for work. Instead, I simply gave her a Sneaky Strudel.
by foybat November 2, 2010
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Cube Dweller1: Dude, writing the weekly report is a sucky job; how do I get out of it?
Cube Dweller2: Just screw up some people's names and swap some people's tasks, nobody will want you to do it again
Cube Dweller1: Ahh....Strategic Incompetence....a fine idea....my inner slacker is jumping for joy!
Cube Dweller2: Just screw up some people's names and swap some people's tasks, nobody will want you to do it again
Cube Dweller1: Ahh....Strategic Incompetence....a fine idea....my inner slacker is jumping for joy!
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What happened to the Ferrari strategy the flip are the Ferrari Strategists doing why are they using the hards.
“Whata mistake of da maker”
“Whata mistake of da maker”
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by Nickkkkkkk.S March 5, 2011
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I went to my boss' desk for my 30 minute one-on-one but was stouted and didn't get back to my desk for over an hour.
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When you skip school on a day you have a really big assignment due, such as a project or a report. Can also apply to exams. Very common in high school and secondary school
When you skip school on a day you have a really big assignment due, such as a project or a report. Can also apply to exams. Very common in high school and secondary school
Dude, the project's due tomorrow, are you done? No man, I'm gonna pull a strategic absence tomorrow to save my ass
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Origin: a pigeon walks with a slight head bobble. Similarly, a hoodlum or young African American gentleman may walk with a slight head bobble and add a slight strut to his step.
Origin: a pigeon walks with a slight head bobble. Similarly, a hoodlum or young African American gentleman may walk with a slight head bobble and add a slight strut to his step.
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