Scruffles

Facial hair on the chin, cheeks, or upper lip that has not been shaved. Gross. :P

Kimi: Oh no, Dom, you haven't shaved, look at all those scruffles.

by fallwithmeee March 1, 2009

Scruffles

A stuffed monkey that lives under your bed.

"Whats that noise coming from under your bed?"
"Oh, thats just Scruffles."

by MeJR. September 10, 2011

scruffletruffle

(v.) To jam ones hand into a toaster and consequently travel back in time; To bamboozle and/or thieve ones kidneys

Rufus was eaten by a T-Rex after he had a bout with the toaster and scruffletruffled; Jane scruffletruffled John's kidney, after he punched hers

by midgetsnatcher October 1, 2003

scruffle

A squeeze, hug, and ruffling of fur.

(Over the phone), "Give your dog Spike a scruffle for me!"

by Gina October 22, 2004

scruffle

Basically a scuffle (a short, confused fight) between dogs. Known as a "scruffle" because dogs often fight / play by grabbing each other's scruff.

"Dude I thought they were playing, then suddenly Emma got serious and got in a scruffle with Pip. I've never seen this happen."

"Shit man; it's all good. Pip is thick, he'll be good."

by MasterRooshi June 21, 2019

Strufflung Bedlay

Strufflung Bedlay = Struggling badly: aka lay in bed for months and now don't know wtf to do.

Hi Tom, I'm strufflung bedlay with the assignment and don't know which question to pick.

by GodfreyYerfdog March 22, 2021

Scruffle

V. To put one's penis into something and then return the item back to its original position.

"Damn Jay, did you scruffle my pillow again?"

"Yes Krotch, but at least I put it back..."

by Krizzotch May 1, 2008