Stauberism

A form of art in which the delightfully odd and nonsensical is appreciated.

Let's listen to some Stauberism!
Sure thing, what about listening to Jack Stauber?

by woodendoors7 November 23, 2020

strudel noodle

A strudel noodle is a baker who uses unpopular fillings such as prunes, parsnips or rutabagas instead of baked apples or baked cherries.

Marmaduke was a total failure as a baker: he was a strudel noodle.

by Cranberry Bob April 17, 2020

strabel

The act of writing-off a brand new vehicle and crashing into private property through driving under influence. Action is motivated through personal distaste in using public transportation or through financial security from rich parents.

"Dude, this time I won't save your ass while going home from the party.

"Relax, it's not like I was about to strabel or something."

by Teleboy June 25, 2020

Strongsville Strudel

The Art of purchasing videgame systems and keeping it a secret from friends and family while simultaneously passing flatulence.

Person 1: You want to play PS2?
Person 2: Sure, let's invite (Person3).
Person 1: He's prolly playing PS4.
Person 2: He has a PS4?
Person 1: Not sure. I think he's pulling a Strongsville Strudel.

by Fred Botchko December 8, 2016

Apple Strudel BJ

The action of performing a blow job on ones penis with a pre-heated apple strudel. Also known as the slippery-slogan.

How it works ::

You must microwave an apple strudel for 10-15 seconds, no more. Once heated the opposing partner will then slip the warm apple strudel onto the erect penis of their partner. Once securely in place, the opposing partner then takes their mouth, wraps it around the apple strudel, which is on the erect penis, and performs a blow job by slipping the apple strudel back and forth. Once the erect penis hits it's climax and finishes the opposing partner must pull off the apple strudel with their mouth and eat it all. If the apple strudel is not full consumed after the fact, then it doesn't not count as an "Apple Strudel BJ"

That was one hell of an apple strudel bj

That was one slippery-slogan.

I would really love it if you gave me an apple strudel bj. You know? The good kind.

by taybag March 21, 2011

STROBEL

"STROBEL" is derived from the words... Superb Techniques Romancing Of Beautiful Eligant Ladies..... The name was made famous over the years as being the one responsible for Pretty woman wanting to become Beautiful women just in hope that a man named Strobel would be thier Knight in Shinning Armor

Kylee My God!!!Julie! Did You see that dream of a Man Strobel last night???
Julie Ohhh!! Yeesss!!!! Every time I see him working on our swimming pool I get so wet,,, and its not because I went for a swim

by Strobe the Probe March 23, 2009

strobe honey

A woman who is beautiful under the disco lights but ugly as balls in daylight.

Picking a chick up in a club; you think she's hot, your on drugs; you get her home; you put it in her A--; you wake up and you realize she's fugly

by McFuss & Bohler May 13, 2005