Stromboli

A man in his mid 30's that works for a Telecommunications company. Prone to gout, photo-shopped pictures and tennis elbow due to excessive and repetitive motions. Commonly has bad luck, resulting in stupid things happening to him.

Hey look! Stromboli is in a sling again. I'm guessing he was up late watching Skinemax making repetitive motions again.

by JJH880 July 9, 2019

Stromboli

another way of saying penis, dick,cock,shaft, you get the point........ strom for short

she got a fat ass i'd deff give her the stromboli

by kingkas888 May 9, 2011

Stromboling

A word (typically just a mispronunciation) that describes someone who is stumbling, or struggling to walk.

Max: I see a stromboling man!
Peter: Stromboling?
Max: Yes, stromboling!

by PaleGhost June 4, 2014

Big Stromboli

a powerful combo, that takes time to prepare.
*not related to the masturbatory term, stromboli.*

get ready for the big stromboli, boi!
HERE IT COMES!
the big stromboliiiiiiiiii

by anarchy morty August 16, 2018

Cold Stromboli

The surprise that occurs when sitting down on a freezing toilet seat.

I got cold stromboli when taking a shit on our skiing trip.

by 2praslin March 1, 2019

Russian Stromboli

When a woman has a yeast infection and a guy eats her pussy anyway.

"I just have my girl a Russian Stromboli."

by Bad Angel September 22, 2019

Soulless Stromboli

An individual who contributes nothing to society and has the general personality of the stromboli food. (meaning they don't have a personality.)

Carl seems like a soulless stromboli to me. I've never seen him do anything worthwhile.

by Reptilesrcool July 22, 2022