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STRUDENT

Strudent (noun):

A curious hybrid of “strident” and “student,” denoting a medical student who exhibits a combination of intellectual fervour, unshakable self-assurance, and, at times, a certain proclivity for ostentatiousness.

The strudent, often hailing from an upper-echelon background (or at least projecting such airs), navigates academic halls with the determination of one destined to cure humanity’s ills—or at least command its admiration. With an unyielding belief in their burgeoning expertise, they are as quick to correct as they are to champion their own brilliance.

Though their demeanour may verge on the abrasive, their intent is rarely malevolent; it is simply the side effect of carrying the world’s health on their impeccably broad shoulders (or so they imagine). A student’s existence is a blend of caffeine-fueled cramming, lofty ambitions, and the occasional display of privilege cloaked in medical jargon—sprinkled, of course, with a hint of endearing charm that almost makes their audacity forgivable.
During the lecture on advanced diagnostics, the strudent in the front row interrupted the professor with a pointed correction, their voice ringing with the confidence of one who had clearly read half the textbook—and with all the conviction of someone destined to revolutionize medicine
by YouWorkedHard.IGotItByMistake January 12, 2025
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Neptune's Trident

When a woman is laying naked on her stomach, you put your thumb in her ass, 2 fingers in her vagina, and your pinky massages her clitorus.
I went over to my woman's house, and gave her the ole Neptune's Trident until she blacked out.
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Poseidon’s Trident

A depraved sex act in which you double fist someone and simultaneously insert your penis.
See that guy over there? He got Poseidon’s Trident last night
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Poseidon's trident

Poseidon's trident, (Not to be confused with the all too familiar Poseidon's kiss) is what happens when a lucky soul is receiving a coveted Blumpkin and just before arriving turns the bidet to full blast which in turn changes what was memorable moment in time into none other than a life altering, earth shattering, and for lack of a better description, a complete out of body experience that would put the best ayahuasca trip to shame.
Bro, last night at the party that girl totally rocked my world! She was giving me a blumpkin and then hit me with Poseidon's Trident. I'm definitely going to put a ring on it...
by Ricky Fitts November 10, 2024
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Medical Strudent

Medical Strudent (noun)

A curious hybrid of “strident” and “medical student,” denoting a medical student who exhibits a combination of intellectual fervor, unshakable self-assurance, and, at times, a certain proclivity for ostentatiousness.

The medical strudent, often hailing from an upper-echelon background (or at least projecting such airs), navigates academic halls with the determination of one destined to cure humanity’s ills—or at least command its admiration. With an unyielding belief in their burgeoning expertise, they are as quick to correct as they are to champion their own brilliance.

Though their demeanor may verge on the abrasive, their intent is rarely malevolent; it is simply the side effect of carrying the world’s health on their impeccably broad shoulders (or so they imagine). A medical strudent’s existence is a blend of caffeine-fueled cramming, lofty ambitions, and the occasional display of privilege cloaked in medical jargon—sprinkled, of course, with a hint of endearing charm that almost makes their audacity forgivable.
"During the lecture on advanced diagnostics, the medical strudent in the front row interrupted the professor with a pointed correction, their voice ringing with the confidence of one who had clearly read half the textbook—and with all the conviction of someone destined to revolutionize medicine."
by YouWorkedHard.IGotItByMistake January 12, 2025
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