by Chelsea November 11, 2003

by kevinb930 March 23, 2008

She sucked on my straw.
I let her suck on my straw.
I whipped out my straw.
She saw my straw and was amazed.
I let her suck on my straw.
I whipped out my straw.
She saw my straw and was amazed.
by Ganjaguy May 2, 2008

A principal of performance based on occam's razor that states "the simplest straw will perform the best"
"when i see a child across the room at olive garden gently sipping chocolate milk through a crazy straws all i see is a misguided youth wasting his life." said Sam O'Nella. This gives an excellent example of O'Nellas straw by showing how a crazy straw with all its twists and turns will take longer to bring the liquid past your lips and down your Flesh pipe.
by Michael Malloy October 11, 2018
