Stooler

A fan of the Pittsburgh Steeler NFL franchise that is so hardcore, he would literally eat the Stool of Art Rooney, Terry Bradshaw, Ben Rothleisburger, Hines Ward, Etc, etc.

Rick: Did you see the way Ben played Yesterday?

Corbin: Yea, he is the best of all time! Better than Joe Montana, Carson Palmer, Brett Farve, Tom Brady, Peyton Manning....

Marty: Man, you guys are Hardcore Stoolers. Do you prefer nutty or liquid?

by Marty S from CA April 22, 2008

Stolen Moments

A part of time set aside for a treasured activity. Should not be free or available and consequently is a short period of time that has been "stolen" from the previous activity.

As they were both so busy they only shared a few stolen moments.

by JC1232 May 18, 2009

not with a stolen dick and someone else pushing

A woman that is just plan ugly

Dude 1: Would you sleep with that chick?

Dude 2: not with a stolen dick and someone else pushing

by kegggstand October 3, 2008

stooler fans

Ignorant white trash yinzer Steeler fans

Damn! These Stooler fans look like they are from the set of Deliverance.

by Jeff Jeffries November 2, 2007

stoogeni

n ~ a person latently possessing potently sharp skills & tactics that send shockwaves through asphalt paved blocks & knocks socks off some skeptics so savagely they soil themselves silly

Falk's Columbo was a stoogeni posterboypoza who claimed fame & fortune from flocks of fans known for freakish flexibility & solofellatio festivals that thrived until bellend ebola plagues left scattered few with working purple helmets; but innovations like the bionischlong cyberphallus made billions for Evogimasturgination Inc., now the second largest producer of fauxvag accessories behind Waffleho & Krak Haus, where sex & syrup are always in dysymbiosistopia, mzastamyth prior to the shaggysacenterfusion scientificosmetic revosolution Scrotology, or Scrotozoic Era when evotestifusionlution catalyzed dominormant genergy that magilogically manifested metamorphosynthesynchronicity, bicyclopticization, hydradongism, & mitosistitzia, divarrheaho bozolitis, gigantigargantuantestesism,deadbell deathknellustia platinumuff hairpipsypenichosis syndrome, bronsonstonz tbagzuffochokaholism, cornhole corpzopulation shitfuklerfaceholastic comapsychosymbioshitzasterelia; & shitstainbrain syndrome skyrocketed . .

by koinzander vandervongristler March 25, 2010

stoomen

A mix of stool and semen - the product of anal sex.

There was a blob of stoomen floating in the hot-tub.

by Dustin Butterman January 6, 2013

Stolen Black

The act of stealing back an item that was stolen from you by the person you stole it from

I stole vinnies longboard and the next day he stole it back. what he didnt know is that as of last night, it was stolen black

by ethan_ohyeamyhomie May 28, 2013