A soft, beautiful, and sexy woman. Sonia's over 40 are almost always considered to be MILFs. When people first see a Sonia from across the room, they think she's sexy, but stuck up. She's definitely sexy - but she's not stuck up. She is actually very shy at first, but her stunning beauty and sexy body cause people to misinterpret her shyness as conceit.
Sonias can be very critical of others, but are most critical of themselves. In fact much of their shyness comes from the fear of what others are thinking of them.
Sonia's are some of the most giving people in the world, but often don't get credit for their generosity, because they also are known to ask directly for what they want.
If you are ever lucky enough to have sex with a Sonia, they will ruin you for all other women. It will be the best sex you ever had. She will find out what really turns you on, and will use that to give you the most mind blowing orgasm of your life... And then the next time you have sex will be even better.
Sonia's love all animals. And all animals love Sonia.
Sonias are so sexy, they attract both men and women, and they can make both men and women obsess over them. If you want to keep a Sonia, you must do everything they ask and even try to anticipate their needs. Because remember... once you have sex with her, you'll never want to have sex with anyone else!
Sonias can be very critical of others, but are most critical of themselves. In fact much of their shyness comes from the fear of what others are thinking of them.
Sonia's are some of the most giving people in the world, but often don't get credit for their generosity, because they also are known to ask directly for what they want.
If you are ever lucky enough to have sex with a Sonia, they will ruin you for all other women. It will be the best sex you ever had. She will find out what really turns you on, and will use that to give you the most mind blowing orgasm of your life... And then the next time you have sex will be even better.
Sonia's love all animals. And all animals love Sonia.
Sonias are so sexy, they attract both men and women, and they can make both men and women obsess over them. If you want to keep a Sonia, you must do everything they ask and even try to anticipate their needs. Because remember... once you have sex with her, you'll never want to have sex with anyone else!
Girl: who's that hottie in the corner over there?
Boy: oh! That's Sonia! I used to date her.
Girl: She makes me want to see what it's like to kiss a girl! But she looks stuck up.
Boy: Naaah. Sonia's not stuck up she's just shy...and sexy as hell!!!
Girl: You wanna make out?
Boy: No thanks. I'm only interested in Sonia!
Boy: oh! That's Sonia! I used to date her.
Girl: She makes me want to see what it's like to kiss a girl! But she looks stuck up.
Boy: Naaah. Sonia's not stuck up she's just shy...and sexy as hell!!!
Girl: You wanna make out?
Boy: No thanks. I'm only interested in Sonia!
by Mr. Party Smants August 30, 2019
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Person 1: OMG! Did you see that fight?
Person 2: Yeah, that guy took on all 7 of them! He must be a Sotonian.
Person 2: Yeah, that guy took on all 7 of them! He must be a Sotonian.
by Ginga Ninjer December 8, 2010
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We all realised we had been stonakered by Liam when we returned to our room to find him playing NCAA and not studying, after he abruptly left the meal we were all enjoying at Bates.
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Get the stonier mug.The art of uncrossing/crossing your legs in front of a audience whilst wearing a skirt or kilt , as demonstrated by Sharon Stones character in the famous scene at the police station
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An invention/concoction of some kind that was thought of, developed, and assembled all while being under the influence of marijuana
An invention/concoction of some kind that was thought of, developed, and assembled all while being under the influence of marijuana
Dude #1: yo...is that a bong made from a 5 gallon water jug?
Dude #2: yea man. thats a stoninvention that me and a few fellas came up with
Dude #2: yea man. thats a stoninvention that me and a few fellas came up with
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Get the stoninvention mug.A Stoian is always there for you, but will tell you how it is. You can hear a Stoian before you can see them. They are loving, down to earth, but crazy. Just do not get on their bad side. They will always bring the party wherever they go. If you meet a Stoian make sure to become friends with them because you will regret it. Everyone loves a Stoian because they are smart, faithful, down to earth, funny, and hard working.
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