Statesville

An increasingly dynamic city that is starting to overflow with Colombians whom we have to smile at everyday. Where mostly everyone is cheap and one actually meets the socially accepted wealthy white person who steals. The high school's library at one point was home to a counterfeit bill industry and the place where I saw my first triple rainbow and not because of drugs people, which there is an abundance of. Student activities also include throwing eggs at hobos living in tents under the bridges or anything else that seems to be in their way and to an extent but not limited to skinny dipping in random, apartment and hotel pools. A place where ghost hunters find pleasure in finding abandon buildings such as the old abandoned hospital, hotels, houses you name it. Where bonfires, and fireworks are restricted within city limits but occur regardless every now and then. Statesville is also home to huge old houses, ugly dogs, and crazy obsessed, scary video game geeks that work at Game Stop. Yes, Statesville has a country club but it also has a sketchy ass gentleman's club creeping with syphilis infected hoes. Nonetheless, despite all the negative aspects about Shitsville/S-ville I will say that this "city" breeds incredible creativity so there is hope.

Random ideas among friends who thrive in Statesville: "Let's bake a cake and deliver it at a God forsaken hour!", "Yeah let's try to feed it to a squirrel!!"

by Jon Flug August 22, 2011

strongsville ohio

Strongsville is a town this is very packed with traffic from Brunswick Ohio. It has one of the biggest malls in Ohio. And its a really cool city.

Man I'd love to live in Strongsville Ohio

by BB11283572115 September 7, 2016

slopesville

Synonymous with China, especially concerning the origin of manufactured goods purchased by ignorant irresponsible dipshits.

Look at my new I-Phone!

-Yay. More shit made in Slopesville.

Huh?

-Made in China. Dipshit consumer.

by Randomq1982 December 29, 2013

Strongsville

the place where unoriginal hoes live fuck and stay. i live in strongsville, YOU ARE ALL NASTY CUMMY HOES. get some damn clothes on excluding a&e Hollister and American eagle.
STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HOTTOPIC YOU NASTYYY FUCKING CUNTS :

and thnx.

" omg my hair doesn't match my shoess ahh thats soo not cool! i shouldn't be living in strongsville!"

by $k@r@ b00 April 9, 2009

Strongsville

A city in west Cleveland. It is famous for the Southpark Mall and it's share in crime, and drivebys. while there is a huge white population in the city, it has many black, mexican, and indians which are generally discriminated against. also the white poplulation are all assholes.

1)Officer Barbrady: Shut the fuck nigga, before i beat the brown outta your ass. the fuck is your minority ass doing in my Strongsville

2) Group of White boys: hey look that those niggas and indians. hahaha lets go fuck wit em'. we can only do this shit because the cops love us white people Strongsville and hate everyone else

by hough heights December 4, 2010

strongsville

90% of the people living in strongsville are preppy white bitches. they seem rich, & wear Pink & Abercrombie mostly. They're the good kids with In a rich neighborhood. (I used to go to school in strongsville.. not anymore.)

"literally oh my gosh I can't even believe I just spilled Starbucks all over my brand new yoga pants I got from pink! literally freaking out right now." -strongsville girls

by iloveyou2000 July 23, 2014

Gary From Strongsville

A very reliable source of reference for those who find themselves several thousand miles away from the Strongsville, Ohio, Metropolitan area. who seek to acquire immense amounts of hallucinogenic fungus, best if referred to by way of a third or fourth party. The more ambiguous the identity of "Gary From Strongsville" The more accustomed individuals are to invest egregious amounts of capital in the aforementioned individual to whom they have never met nor will they ever have the opportunity to become acquainted with.

"Any progress boomer style?"
"Possibly, Gary From Strongsville is working on it."

by awl;erkjaw,efnmwp July 23, 2009