So I fought a couple bigass Fedors yesterday when I was out riding my bike but I kept falling down cause I was in bike shoes. They stole my phone, but I caught up to them at a light and asked to have it back. I made sure to give them the Stockton Heybuddy when I left.
by Jason "mayhem" Miller August 3, 2010
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Richard Stockton College, Pomona, Near AC, New Jersey, Drunkfest-Stockton-The Princeton of the Pines
by stockton alcohlic July 23, 2008
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A way to determine the winner and loser of a physical fight. This way of thought is supported/originated by the Diaz brothers, who are MMA fighters. According to the Diaz brothers, the loser of a fight is the person who looks more fucked up afterwards, regardless of the judges' decision. This way of thought was derived from growing up on the mean streets of Stockton, CA.
In January 2010, Nate Diaz lost a decision fight to Grey Maynard. However, Maynard looked more "fucked up" at the end of the fight. Under the Unified Rules of Stockton, Diaz was the victor.
by Duncdaddyfunk May 5, 2010
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Jeremy: Dude, I'm going to Stockton on Tees next week for blah de blah reason...
Emily: *begins to prematurely mourn Jeremy's death*
Emily: *begins to prematurely mourn Jeremy's death*
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college student 1: Hey did you hear hear about that triple homicide down by the port?
college student 2: Yeah man! Wicked. Stockton definitely blows ass fasho.
college student 2: Yeah man! Wicked. Stockton definitely blows ass fasho.
by onesemesterleft May 5, 2007
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Don't waste your time explaining that to him, he's got Stockton Syndrome, he can't see past his own ego.
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