P1: "my mom's cousin asked me for computer help for her church"
P2: "mom's cousin's church? ...seems like that's outside of the statute of relations to me"
P1: "she's a nun so I can't really tell her off"
P2: "mom's cousin's church? ...seems like that's outside of the statute of relations to me"
P1: "she's a nun so I can't really tell her off"
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The agreement, usually nonverbal and not always legally formalized, that occurs between husband and wife shortly after (before?) marriage. It lays out his limitations. Following are some standard clauses (No, not Nicholas or Martha):
1. Football Limitation: 1 day per week
2. Guys Night Out Limitation: 1 night per month
3. Trash Detail Limitation: NONE. Husbands are always on trash detail
4. Bikini Ogling Limitation: NEVER unless it’s the wife in the bikini - Or you’re certain she’ll never find out
5. Alcohol Intake Limitation:
a. 1 glass wine daily with dinner
b. 1 six-pack beer for Monday Night Football
c. Exception: 2 six-pack beer for Monday Night Football if you
have a buddy over or the wife is feeling generous.
d. 2 large glasses expensive champagne – 1 time/year on anniversaries
The agreement, usually nonverbal and not always legally formalized, that occurs between husband and wife shortly after (before?) marriage. It lays out his limitations. Following are some standard clauses (No, not Nicholas or Martha):
1. Football Limitation: 1 day per week
2. Guys Night Out Limitation: 1 night per month
3. Trash Detail Limitation: NONE. Husbands are always on trash detail
4. Bikini Ogling Limitation: NEVER unless it’s the wife in the bikini - Or you’re certain she’ll never find out
5. Alcohol Intake Limitation:
a. 1 glass wine daily with dinner
b. 1 six-pack beer for Monday Night Football
c. Exception: 2 six-pack beer for Monday Night Football if you
have a buddy over or the wife is feeling generous.
d. 2 large glasses expensive champagne – 1 time/year on anniversaries
According to the Statute of Limitations you can't go to the bar tonight with Fred. It's my dinner night!
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Exception is taken to this rule if the person's wall which is posted on is either asleep, intoxicated, or open to hacks.
Exception is taken to this rule if the person's wall which is posted on is either asleep, intoxicated, or open to hacks.
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I found your old new balance sneakers in the back of my closet. Will you please take them with you when you leave?
Those aren't mine.
Yes they are.
No, your statute of haditations expired on those. They're your problem now.
Those aren't mine.
Yes they are.
No, your statute of haditations expired on those. They're your problem now.
by Colin-LA April 19, 2011
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Engage-stitution- When someone uses social media to intentionally spread misinformation with the intention of gaining revenue share, gaining followers, and or for engagement. They can engage in falsifying documents, editing photos, and statements to advance their agenda monetarily.
Engage-stitution- Peter has made a living in enegagestitution spreading lies on social media.
Engage-stitute- Since Shelly has become a social media influencer, She has turned into a engagstitue for pay. She will post anything to get paid.
Engage-stitution- Peter has made a living in enegagestitution spreading lies on social media.
Engage-stitute- Since Shelly has become a social media influencer, She has turned into a engagstitue for pay. She will post anything to get paid.
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